Weirdest things you have said to the wrong person?

Yanno, when you text the wrong person, leave a voicemail with the wrong person, or even get stories mixed up or inside jokes with who mixed up? We have all had them.
Some of mine are:
Me texting my bestfriend referring to her belongings but I sent it to my homeschool teacher
"Do you have the stuff yet"
And probably the one of the most embarrassing, i sent this to my lab partner when i meant to send it to my boyfriend last night jokingly,
"No, i don't fucking like the fucking disney fucking movies. Fuck you."

 

You don't like Disney movies...? :c

To continue on with the topic, I've never sent a wrong text. Probably because I don't text a lot.

 

I once texted 420 sperm it in my friend's skype chat

 

I don't think I sent a message to the wrong person but I've sent a snapchat to the wrong person
it was a really weird up close selfie that I meant to send to my best friend

buuuut I sent it to a guy I liked

 

when I did prank call someone and I did say "Hey sexy, I love you and I have been looking at you for weeks and I love you're booty" and it's was a guy and he did say "Thanks, sexy, let's go out sometime, maybe to night at like 9 pm, at my place"

 

well, back like a year ago, when I was pretty idiotic, there was this guy spamming me so I tried to msg him: (yes i am using ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as censor*
"SHUT THE *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* UP YOU *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*ING DUMB*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* PIECE OF *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* I WILL *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*ING MURDER YOUR FAMILY"
But I msged my friend.
and he reported me.
;-;

 

"Shut your whore mouth, dude."
I was sending that to my brother, instead I sent it to my best friend, Lindsey, and she was so confused and I couldn't stop apologizing lmao

 

One of my close friends I call her "Mom" as an inside joke, and I hadn't seen her in a while so at school when I went to the main office I thought I saw her so I went up to her, shouted mom! and hugged her. It wasn't even her, the minute after I did it she actually walked into the office and said t0 that girl "hey sis" and to me "hey daughter"

I felt so bad.

 

One time I called my mom and a number was wrong so I was talking to this lady who sounded like my mom. She went out like my mom. She wanted to speak to my dad (he lives 2 towns from where i live) I was just having a weird convo with this lady.


One time i prank called papa gino's asking if they sold burritos.

 

I was talking to three people on kik and their names glitched and all were the same so I sent
"Faggot."
"I bet you like to kiss prostitutes on the lips"

To my bestfriend
when I meant to send it to some weird guy xD

 

"SHE SAID YES!!!1One!!!"

 

this happened to me yesterday...

fml

 

Once I told my mom to pick up the condoms。
(XD it was an inside joke that turned horribly wrong fast)。

 

"Hey motherfucker<::"

 

I was in a skype call with my friend and I had to go to lunch, so he said "bye" then I said "okay, I love you, bye"

 

Hahahahaha u don't wanna know.
Ok maybe you do want to know.
I was walking down the stairs at my cousin's house, I didn't know my mom was down there, so I screamed "Where are you you f*cking piece of sh*t", and I accidentally said that to my mom apparently. xD

 

sent love you babe, to my best friend, instead of my gf :/ [that was like 2 years ago]

 

I don't know if this counts but here:
I was cussing at my babe @~Ben in factions chat as a joke right, then I called him a bitch and accidentally sent it to public chat \o/
I've also texted the wrong person, msged the wrong person with /r and many other fails

 

i was on the phone with a guy that was my friend, and we were planning to hang out. (yes, i actually used a phone to call instead of texting o:)
anyways, so when we finished he was like "ok see you soon, bye" and i was like "bye i love you"
and when we hung out later i apologized like 845,467,364,182,871 times.
awkward.