I actually find hitting a fat Russian guy on the back with a pan made of gold a favour. He can be a gold statue for the rest of his life.
Gold pans be knives for spies. The rare, endangered F2P SpyCrab uses it as its main weapon. If ye get stabbed in the back with one of these, you turn into pure gold. You don't go to jail for stocking up your main food source. I dunno. I'm trying to make it on topic.