What languages can you guys speak?

I can speak Italian and English.
I can also speak blue jeans .-.

 

I can speak:
Turtleknees.
Australian. g'day mate.
'Murican. MERCDERNERLDS.
British. 'ello govenar. Fancy a cup o' tea?
French. Bonjour, jemapple *Or however you spell it, could never remember how to* map, comment ca va?
Indo. Bis. *The word bus is all that I can remember xD*
Japanese: I know how to say yes and count to 10. GOD DAMN IT KARATE. mai gawd

 

English is mah language.
I com speak a tiny but of Tagalog/Ilocano, with my Filipino background, and a tiny bit of Japanese... I have no reasons >v<

 

• Dutch
• English
• French
• A little bit of Italian.
• Le Latin
• A tiny bit of German