Mommy...?

You are stupid, that's why
Mommy where's my super special awesome thingy you promised me?

 

In your anus.
Mummy, where's my weinie? *Hot dog, what ever you call it*

 

our magical pikachu ate it, and he got sick because of it and become a pedo bear
mommy wheres my mlp pillow?! (i lost it irl lol)

 

I ATE IT.
Mummy, why are you retarded?

 

cuz yolo
mommy wheres my cat

 

Shush, hunny, I'm eating dim sims ;)
Mummy, why are you dressed as swagsters and yolo'ers.

 

Because I can
Mommy where iz da food

 

IN MAH BELLEH
Mummy, why are you listening to 1D?

 

because, this kind of topic sucks when mostly 1-2 same users do it...

 

>_>
Mummy, why are you eating mah burger?

 

It was yours? .o.
Mummy can I buy this new game its like sooooooooooo cool.

 

if you'll get a C- than yeah : D
mommy im bored

 

If you are bored, scratch my butt pls.
Mummy, can I have this ancient 1000 year old diamond?

 

NO IT'S MINE
Mommy, I want to buy this bomb

 

Go ahead sweetie.
Mummy, can I buy a homeless man?

 

Thats your dad sweetie. xD
OMG MUMMY CAN I PLEASE TAKE THIS BUS TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!

 

No. That's for confusing the homeless man with your dead father. Mai gawd.
Mummy, can I watch porn?

 

HELL NO XD
Mommy I want to get a taco :p (lel)

 

NO TACO FOR YOU!!

Mommy where's my rabbit?

 

I gave it to Bob Saget.

Mommy, why didn't you buy me a Tesla?