Mommy...?

Okay the rules are pretty simple. So I will post a question and the person below me has to answer it and then they have to post another question. For example

Player 1: Mommy did you eat my sandwich?
Player 2: Yes I did
Mommy did you crash my car?

and so on. I guess you should get it by now. I START!

Mommy did you eat my teddy bear?

 

Nomnomnom.
Mummy, did you eat daddy?

 

Hell yea, he was delicious.
Why is the baby on fire?

 

BECAUSE IT WAS AN UNWANTED CHILD, JUST LIKE YOU.
Mummy, why are you a fat arse? >U<

 

Mummy really likes cake.
Why do I hear hissing behind me and im getting i strange feeling im going to be blown up.

 

Cause you are secretly Steve, and there is a creeper behind you.
Mummy, why did you just eat my legendary super rare one of a kind pink fluffy pikachu?

 

Honey. Im pretty sure the cat did that :)
WTF YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER? WHY?

 

Cause I was hungry.
Mummy, MAKE ME A SANDWICH

 

No. Your getting to fat.
When will santa come back?

 

HE ISN'T REAL. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mummy, why is your butt vibrating? >u< *Not the dirty way ;)*

 

I get nervous some times :)
YOUR GETTING SPROUTS WITH OATMEAL DIPPING TONGIHT HOW DO YOU FEEL?!

 

*Um, you are ment to be the child xD*
Nu, darling, I was going to buy macca's for the anniversary of daddy being eaten by me.
Mummy, what does f****** a wh*re mean? And why does the next door neighbour say 'You know kiddo, your mum ain't bad in bed ;)'

 

Mummy does things you dont know of.
MUMMY LETS GO TO PLAYZONE!!!!!

 

;o Is that where the neighbour works? If yes, then let's go!!!
Mummy, why are you wearing my underwear?

 

***xD Map lol.***
Because I've run out :(
Mummy where is the dog :( i miss him

 

Remember the 'chicken' last night that we had for dinner, that wasn't chicken....
MUMMY, WHERE DID MY FRIEND TIMMY GO? HE WAS HERE A SECOND AGO

 

He's taking a bath.... in his own blood
Mommy why is it raining

 

Cause you made the man upstairs sad by eating his sandwich.
Mummy, why am I in a dress? I'm not a girl

 

Cause your little sister threw all your clothing in the dump.
Mommy where's mah cake

 

THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
Mummy, why does the teachers at school call me 'The accident child'?