Illuminati Confirmed

Sven007 has 3 numbers in it.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati has a triangle.

Also...

Sven007 has 4 letters in it.
Sven007 has 3 numbers in it.
4 - 3 = 1
Illuminati has 1 eye.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED x2

 

TheOfficialJDman has 4 words
President & Prime Ministers say they are 4 the people.
These people are on the news a lot. you know what also happens on the news?
Plane crashes.
Where do most planes go and don't make it out?
Bermuda Triangle.
Bermuda triangle is a triangle

ILOOMINATEE CUNFRMED!!111!!!!!!1!11!!1111!!!

 

Jerry's like count has 4 numbers
4:4 = 1.
Illuminati has one eye, LOOM1NATI CONFUUUURMED

 

MLG!!!! LOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

SPY!!!!

 

Sellz has 5 letters.
Sellz has 2 emojis in his custom title.
5 - 2 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati has a triangle.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

 

@TheOfficialJDman Has 146 messages 119 likes 119-119= 0, 0 looks like a circle and circle is totally illumanti so then you have to
subtract 618454748 divide it by 7841458 which will give you, god knows what.



ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

 

Before reading this, make sure you are wearing a fedora, because ****'s about to get MLG-rated.

Darude - Sandstorm.
Sandstorm rhymes with social norm.
Norm.
Norman.
Norman has six letters.
Do you know what else has six letters?
That's right!
Ghvasd.
But what the hell is a ghvasd?
I don't know.
But let's find out!
The first letter is ghvasd is g.
G is the 11th letter of the alphabet.
The alphabet is a system meant to organize letters.
X is a letter.
X.
X-Men.
Wolverine.
Wolverine wears yellow.
Yellow.
Yellow plus yellow is yellow.
The McDonald's arch is yellow.
McDonald's sells chicken.
KFC sells chicken.
Chicken have wings.
So do angels.
Angels is an anagram of angles.
Triangles have angles.
The Illuminati is a triangle.
So,
Darude - Sandstorm is Illuminati = CONFIRMED

 

BUT I ALWAYS WEAR A FEDORA!

 

Then your safe from the ****.

 

YEAH BOY!

 

In my old profile pic I wear dat fedora!

 

In you're profile picture you have
exactly 746278 dogs, which are all Asian.
746278 = Doritos and if you subtract
Doritos it becomes triangle,
Traimgle = illuminati multiplyed by
taco = nyan cat, nyan cat plus 90
will give you pewdiepie and if
You hate pewdiepie you can easily
divide him by 463952 which will give
you pug.

 

OppositeOfGenius has 16 letters.
It also has three words and three capital letters.
3+3=6
16+6=22
Opposite_Life has 13 characters.
22-13=9
OppositeOfGenius' profile has a pug.
Pug has three letters.
9 divided by 3 is 3.
What has three sides?
A triangle.
itanimulli confirmed.

 

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My bad.

 

Dortios is the illuminati said my brother Gian

 

Jerry and Harry's main friend are 3 people:
Hai
Saul
Potato

A triangle has 3 lines

but wait...
Potato is the only one had an o
what an o looks like?
circle.
what circle represents?
an eye
so if you combine a triangle and and eye it will be.......
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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MLG MLG MLG MLG DAT MLG MLG!!!!!!! IT!!!! ITS MLG!!!!!!!!

 

Mcwahvudude2 = 12 letters

12/4 = 3.

3 sides to a triangle.

MLG = 3 letters. 3 sides to a triangle.

Username - Juan21. Juan = 4 letters. 4-1 = 3 AND 21/7 =3

Illuminati confirmed 3 times. 3 sides to a triangle.
Illuminati-ception!

 

Caroline's profile picture
has some weird kid from family guy forgot the name
on a motorcycle with mlg glasses and a cigar

Caroline has 8 letters, family guy has 9 letters
combined 8+9 = 17

17 = doritos

doritos are triangles

triangles = illumanti

if you cut a triangle it contains

doritos amiright??

SUCH LOGIC OMG