Three word story

create sparkles in

 

this magical rainbow

 

in the sky.

 

Camp Half-Blood

 

is where Timmy

 

got claimed by

 

his virginity (sorry btw). He

 

made friends with

 

the monster under

 

the huge bed

 

The monster cried...

 

for his mother

 

who teleported to

 

The mayo bottle

 

Which is poop

 

And drowned there...

 

Because he couldn't

 

Bare the thought

 

of Mortal Kombat

 

He smells of