Other Games Funny Quotes From Any VideoGame

Saints Row anything.
"Cup holders and their mobile base locations? Hah! This thing has everything!"
"It's like I'm in a video game, wink."
"Pick up the controller, pick it up, pick up the controller."

 

Reasons Why:

• It's hilarious.
• It's the best ending of a videogame ever.
• It's the saddest, cliffhanger-est, and amazingly amazing.
• Buckle your pants.

 

"Anything not saved will be lost."

-Every Nintendo game ever

 

"Pootis spencer here!" -Heavy

 

While I know a lot of quotes from comedic games such as TF2 and Portal, the best usually comes from when you least expect it: a horror game. These are from SCP: Containment Breach.

"As they say, shoot, stare and sprint! Or feed the incoming monster one of your friends. Stay alive, stay vigilant."

"The SCP Foundation holds no liability for any injuries or illnesses sustained or contracted through the attendance of pizza dough."

"Well, how am I supposed to get a girlfriend anyway when I have this job? I mean, I can't tell her about it, so what am I supposed to do?"
"Just lie to her. Tell her you work at some coffee shop or something."
"Well, what if I accidentally forgot to wash my hands here at work, and I came home and there was blood on my hands? What would I say to her then?"
"Uh, I don't know, tell her it's, uh... ketchup."
"Ketchup? Why would I have ketchup on my hands if I worked at a coffee shop?"
"Ugh, just forget it."

"Hey man, what if we gave some 420-J(basically weed) to that freaky statue thing?"
"Why man, he's like, already stoned."

 

Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Postman: "Mr. Link! WAAAAAAIT! Greetings, Mr. Link! I come to deliver a letter. There's a letter for you, Link. 2 letters infact!

Well, my buisness is concluded! Onward to mail!"