kill me now

has anyone here been SO EMBARRASSED that you said 2 yourself
omg kill me now

if so
post below

 

when a stupid guy told my crush i liked her

then she asked me if it was true

I was like
fuck

 

story of my life

 

I introduced my GF to my grandperants
they said
lovely
so when are the great grandkids coming along??

I was like
omg stfu grandma

 

Yes actually I have this week actually, it was really embarrassing. We were playing some sort of soccer practice thing at gym and everyone would have numbers and the whole class on each sides then the teacher says a number *example* 4 then the 4 from each sides will go play against each other infront of everyone ok so this is what happened: I was running towards the ball and I stepped on it and at the same time the guy I was playing against kicked my leg instead of the ball so I fell on one of my legs in a sitting position and everyone including myself started laughing it was so painful then he scored ;-; considering I go jogging daily it does not help my cause but I will not stop lmao

 

I was playing my guitar at a homeless shelter. Right in the middle of a song, I had a random muscle spasm in my fingers. Then, I played the wrong chords, and messed up the whole song.

 

So, I told this girl that I liked Person1 and Person2. She told Person1 that I liked person2. What she didn't tell is that I liked Person1 also. Person1 started to tell everyone I liked Person2. So yea that's one. Another one is that, (person2 is not involved) I told another friend that I liked Person1 she thought that person1 already knew so she went up tohim and said I had a crush on him. I killed her next. (jk)
Sorry if this is so complicating to read xD

 

Hm.. embarrassing moments? Please, I'm flawless.
just kidding im so far from it.
Anyways, as I was walking down the stairs with my friend we were talking in really weird voices.
Eventually, we turn around the corner and I ran into this woman.
I talk in this weird voice (similar to Miranda Sings) I yell
"OH, IM SORRY!!!"

and my friend will never let it go. ;-;

 

It was at my aunty's birthday dinner and she had invited her parents and my family over for dinner. Her parents are insanely posh... We had pasta for dinner and my auntys mum came up with cheese to put on my pasta ( dats not a good idea since I'm lactose intolerant XD ). I said no thanks and she didn't hear me so she reached out with her tongs ( with the cheese in it ) and almost put it on ma pasta o-O... So i moved my plate away ( sigh ). I felt so embarressed for almost nothing at all. Maybe it was because she was giving me threating glares all night O-o.

( Sorry if this was long and stupid lol, I get self lolled )

 

My friend said happy birthday to me and i said "Thanks you too|"

 

The girl I like actually told everyone I like her.
After that, Russian roulette became one of my hobbies

 

Happened like 1 billion times to me lmao.

So, one time I blamed someone for doing this and the whole class hated me blahhh then I went to school the next day everyone loved me lol I did not sleep that night