The Forum Game of Doom

It's a very simple game, but it's super hard! Here's how it works.

One person types a message (4 or more words, complete sentence) and makes a rule. The person's message has to follow the rule above.

EXAMPLES:

MisteryGuy: The Illuminati is gigantic.
After you finish typing, delete all the Es.

LuciTheCatfish: Th guys at th Toyota dalrship ar supr manis.
All th words hav to b 1, 2, 3, 5, or 7 lttrs long.

TriangleMisery: I am bad at Smash Bros.
You must have all the words in a different font.

TotlyNotKingDedede: Why would you do this to me?
Type with your eyes closed.

..the game goes on just like that.

We'll start with this rule:
You must use 3 Is and no Ls.

GOOD LUCK!

 

This is getting verry annoying, right?

When you're typing, look up and close your eyes.

 

You have to make a rule for me to follow..

 

bsg fdckwd bdi ( get rekt bruh )
ni visdl =z ( no vowels )

 

I'v gt on cl Nw 3DS.
Hold down the SHIFT key while typing your message. Don't let go until you're finished.

 

WELL JESUS CHRIST WISHFISH
Each word must have 3 syllables minimum.

 

Contrarily, anti-illuminati guerilla-ists re-assaulted and re-imprisoned Memiplercladiciaville.

Your sentence must contain at least 6 numbers.

 

I 4 1 think that 2+3 does not only equal 5, but any other number as well, like 7.
Your sentence must not have any of the letter "s" or the letter "e."

 

With much difficulty, I form my thought.

You may not put in any word without an "M" in it.

 

My mother mopped my grumpy grandmother

You have to have either 6 or 5 letters in every word

 

While smart people might reason their ideas, others often create random ideas.

Reply using words within poetic style

 

Nate's plate encountered an unfortunate fate in Statesville.

You must advertise the New 3DS in your message.

 

Buy the new 3DS...Uh..Batteries not included

Write every letter and word backwards.

 

u gat ou si nycg ut najs ne wabba varf abd u wabt ti jukk aklk oioke tgat lkuj ou caysed ou sycjs!= (I hate pie so much, it makes me wanna barf and i want to kill all people that like pie cause pie sucks) (idea from my baby sister)
scrw gavubg a kuf wgb akk yi cab di us sut abd at abd watcg betfkux~! (Screw having a life when all you can do is sit and eat and watch netflix)

 

I'll just use _Anna's rule.

I ǝuɾoʎ poᴉuƃ ʇɥᴉs ʌǝɹʎ ɯnɔɥ¡

You must put your text through a text reverser, a text flipper, and this thingy.

http://www.bubbleballtext.com/

 

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Every word must have an Z in it with a minimum of 5 words.

 

Zach gives zero zinging, zany, zapping fucks.

You can't use vowels.

 

k thn. Tht's ttll fn wth m.

You can't use any words ending with s, r, or k.

 

Really? It isn't too difficult to make a sentence which would abide by that rule, WishFish. I have no idea why you picked those in the rule you made. E would have been much more annoying.

Do not use any word that would rhyme with any word already used in the response.

(Even my rule follows wishfish's rule xD )

 

HAHAHAHAH! That's an easy rule as well! I can follow that EASILY. Geez, I wish you would have picked a harder rule for me..

Use product placement twice in your sentence. You can only have less than 10 words. Good luck.