Tell me your favorite jokes

ha thats good!

 

If water is in a Watermelon, then what is in a Cucumber?

 

a cucu?

 

Naw.

I know @XenonHD got it hehue c;

 

oh
I think i got it now
LOL

 

fking hilarious

 

What do you a call pig with a backache? a piggyback!

Sorry I'm not good with English jokes.

 

Cum?

 

It's aboot time you got the moose eh?

(Me and my friend on steam were making up racist canadian jokes and posting it on my Canadian friend's profile)

 

Did you hear about the red and blue boat that crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

 

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

Sorry kids who don't know what circumcision is. Don't look it up ask mom.

 

Uh, I should turn off this colour, they're a bit long

Three young men were driving along. Their names were Shuttup, Mannirs and Púp (pronounced like Poop.) The unusual names are because they're uuhhh...um..Polish? no racism intended Anyway, driving. Suddenly, Púp fell out of the car! Shuttup and Mannirs got out and tried to help Púp. Shuttup saw a police station nearby, so he ran to it as fast as he could. Meanwhile, Mannirs was trying to get Púps squished body off the ground. When Shuttup got to the police station, he saw a policeman.
"Excuse me, my friend has fallen out of our car! Can you help us?" said Shuttup.
"Of course, of course! What's your name?" replied the policeman.
"Shuttup." he said.
"Where are your manners?!" exclaimed the policeman.
"Outside scraping up poop"

And another one.

A blind man walks into an all-women's bar, unknowing that it was for women. He asks for a drink, then to break the ice, he asks:
"Would you guys like to hear a blonde joke?"
Silence.
A few seconds later, a woman started speaking.
"Excuse me, I'd like to let you know that there are four blonde women here. I'm a professional weightlifter. One is a black-belt Karate instructor. One is an MMA fighter, and the other is just very grumpy and strong in general. Would you like to think twice about telling that joke?"
The man paused.
"Fine, I won't tell it if I have to tell it four times!"

Sorry for the long post.

 

The chance that the forums will display signs of intelligence?

 

A joke?

This forum's taste in logic

 

Did you hear about the two guys that stole calendars?

They each got 6 months.

 

Time to change the title to "Tell me your favourite dirty jokes"

 

You are like the fourth person to say that . . .

 

Parents.