Rules of Wal-Mart

You MUST buy our popcorn for 100 dollars.

 

If you touch the popcorn, you will be infected with EBOLO™.

EBOLO™ is not associated with Ebola™ or any of its related corporations in any way.

 

You must prove that everyone else in the store is Illuminati before you are allowed to leave.

 

You are required to sing "Beauty and the Beat" by Justin Bieber during your entire time at Wal-Mart. No exceptions. Violators will be turned into squirrels.

 

People who sing "Beauty and the Beat" by Justin Bieber will be turned into squirells

 

If you're not a squirrel, you are required to be one.

 

Anyone who wants to buy an item must first look up a random term, person, place, etc. on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

 

You must scream FIRE every ten seconds. Failure to follow this will result in a permanent ban.

No warnings.

No exceptions.
FIRE!