What's your story? (Most credit to baccar xD)

I pooped on a cookie because I like tacos.
So so so sorry lolingguy13.

 

I licked the queen's soul because meow. Yes

 

ummm wheres 13? xD theres only 1-10, so i cant make it ;_;

 

I beatboxed on a kangaroo because I like tacos

Oh dear lord
._.

 

I ran over a cookie because it farted.

 

I ran over a nose because meow.

 

I played with a kangaroo because it farted. :3

 

I pooped on a stripper because meow.

:D

 

I licked a stripper because meow. Yes

*faint grin of delight spreads* pssssh noo jk