Would you rather

Lick a bike.

Would you rather risk your life joining the military and be promised a good life afterwards, or live safely, but in poverty?

 

Military

Would you rather drive an amazing, expensive car for free, but slow. Or would you rather driving a crappy old design that could do anything you want

 

Old design.

Would you rather live in a sky fortress or an underground cavern city?

 

underground cavern city

would you rather get arrested for major crimes or be wanted in several foreign countries

 

wanted in several foreign countries.

Would you rather kiss a crush or eat shit

 

kiss a crush

would you rather be named XxGhostReversexXV2 or be named XxGhostReversexXV2

 

wut? its the same

ok named ghostreversev2

 

Would you rather half to be A
Pirate fox. or A chicken everyone makes look cute on the internet. (Lol)

 

A chicken everyone makes look cute on the internet

Would you rather be blind, or be deaf

 

Be deaf

Would u rather Have to be named TootyPizza or DancingDragonsDead

 

DancingDragonsDead.

Would you rather eat a Wii U with the GamePad or an Xbox One with the Kinect?

 

Wii U with the gamepad

Would you rather open a 2 liter bottle of diet coke with mentos in it in your mouth or walk for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.

 

2 litter bottle of diet coke with mentos in it in your mouth

Would you rather eat 50 donuts, or eat 50 shit.

50 donuts? Fat

 

50 donuts because i do not want to eat crap... 50 OF THEM.


Would you rather repeat your whole life over and over again (born to death) or keep on living forever?

 

Pho


Would you rather only be able to whisper or yell for the rest of your life?

 

Whisper cause I already do

Would you rather sword-swallow or a fire-breathe?

 

Fire breathe becuz i leik dragonz. :3 Hehe

Would you rather be slowly burned by fire or acid? ;-;

 

Slowly burned by fire

Would you rather talk only in emojis or be a schizophrenic mute?

 

Only talk in emojis

Would you rather be a llama or an alpaca? xD

 

Alpaca

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?