Pokemaniac50's Staf (Staf is intentional)

DISCLAIMER: This is for the fun of it! I just want to put a smile on your face! I honestly don't have plans to apply or become a moderator or staff anytime soon. Thank you! IGN: Pokeman- wait... I forgot it.... Uh.... Was it... Pokemanalienboy123... No... OH, YEAH! Pokemaniac50!!!! AGE: OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
LOCATION: That one place... with the people and the life... Uh.... Mars? No... Let me think... (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, those rock things, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Forever Alone) MARS!!!
TIMEZONE: All. let's see..... I'm in that one... where it's... *checks clock* how do you read clocks?
WHAT TIMES ARE YOU MOST ACTIVE: Well, I jog for 30 minutes from 7:00 to 7:30. I go to the gym to walk at around 8:00 to 9:00. And from 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM I do yoga.
WHY DO I WANT TO BECOME A HELPER: Hey!!!! I thought this was about being a moderator!!!
PREVIOUS MODERATING EXPERIENCE: Once I got opped on a server.... The server went down the same day...
HAVE YOU PURCHASED A RANK: I'm a legend, ever since mid 2013... I will post this is 2015 to tell you that you need to RUN, RUUUUUN. SEIZE THE GOVERNMENT!!! THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!!!
ARE YOU ACTIVE ON OUR TEAMSPEAK: Bleep blop blooop? ARGH! I killed them... *pant* no... I don't have a teams- BLEEEEEP
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING MINECRAFT: 2012... this... is my most safisticated answer even though it's 4 letters long. WOW...
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON J&H: 2012...
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU MADE A STAFF APPLICATION ON THIS SERVER: To be honest... this might be my last time... epic fail...
WHY SHOULD WE CHOOSE YOU: I'm over 9000 years old. I have the wisdom of a koi fish and the intelligence of a bug I mean... elephant? Idk...
ANYTHING ELSE: MLG SWAG YOLO SWAG SNOOP DOG 2K15 WOO YEAH BOOYEAH GO ME

 

HAHAHA! This made me laugh so hard! xD
Just Had to comment:
Accepted

• Love It!

 

*highfive* ;)

 

http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/pkmuldoons-staff-application.53864/page-2

 

Oh my gosh I laughed so hard.

 

Why does that matter...

 

It was a joke, I pasted it saying WILLY's message of accepting.

 

OMG GIVE THIS DUDE ADMIN!!!!!!1!!111!111!1!

 

I have ti be honest... I thought this thread would be locked and deleted in less than an hour... ._.

 

I thought that would happen as well

 

Lol

 

Accepted
Welcome to the staff team
We can't wait to have you onboard