Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but your brain can no longer process stuff because that wish you made was incomplete

I wish for 20 bucks

 

Granted, then they burn

I wish for a guitar pick

 

Granted, but it is super cracked

I wish for Minecraft to never die out

 

Granted, but you are the only one playing Minecraft

I wish the creators of FNAF would all go burn in hell

 

Granted, but they can't burn.


I wish for world domination for @Loling

 

Granted, but @Loling gets assassinated by a hungry group of hobos

I wish to have unlimited wishes in which nothing can go wrong :)

 

Granted, but they each have a powerful negative impact

 

I wish that you could have made a wish :P

 

Granted, but then his wish got undid
I wish that you could have granted the wish he wished for.