Awkwardest moment of your life.

I hugged a random asian woman thinking it was my mom. Then I called a white man dad.

Both of my parents are filipino ._.
like how tf did this happen.

 

1. My old friends thought my hair was really soft. Everyday they'd "pet" me. They named my hair "Phillip."
2. In kindergarten, I said my dad looked like a terrorist. Awkward.

 

So when I went to Austria, me and about 8 other boys needed the toilet, but when we got to the toilets they were both in German; Junge and Mädchen - which means boy and girl, respectively.

You probably know where this is going - the nine of us stumbled into the bathroom, and then paused in confusion as there wasn't any urinals, only to turn around and for me to walk into this teen who clearly thought she was alone, adjusting her skirt, making her drop it. If it was any consolation for us, a few girls had gone into the boys bathroom as well. So yeah, that was pretty awkward for all of us and needless to say we've never spoken about it since.

 

I had a friend with really soft hair and i use to pet him everyday on the bus ride home from school xD Im a weird child

 

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I have a field trip today lol >~>

When it was lunch I accidently brought baét (duck) instead of lunchables >~>

 

Got your frog legs? :D

 

At school, a girl I liked stepped in front of me as I was about to stand in line to get lunch, then she laughed (and note that we didn't speak to each other for about 6 months), looked at me, and said sorry, and did that one stance where people's body language say "go ahead".

 

We were in a P.E lesson we made a circle and my friend got near a girl and he said to me:
-If we change places I will give you 10 liras(Turkish money)
And then I didn't see the girl and said ''Heck yea!''
Then when I was near the girl she said ''Hi'' after that I couldn't say anything I went totally red ... xD

 

I moved school, I sat next to a girl in my new class. Next day, the girl liked me and asked me, how soft is your butt? So at lunch, I accidently twerked in front of her and she said "Woah thats big".. Everyone was silence and stared at me... o.o

 

Called my teacher mum...
Um..
A few days ago, I was at my aunt and uncle's house and we were watching tv
And when I was about to go to be, they decided to watch a movie
They turned it on and there was an office sex scene on and me and my brother saw it .-.

 

I fell trying to make my friend fall.

Happened last weekend

Yet not the awkwardest moment of my life.
I've had worse. sadly

 

TELL US IT, TELL US IT, TELL US IT!

 

Twice I went into the opposite gender bathroom without noticing.

Once I was texting someone and we were talking about how it always seems that every time someone kicks a soccer ball it hits her head. . . Then I said, "Yeah. Your head is so attractive." We stopped texting after that . . .

 

Everyone was wearing SUPPPPER casual clothes to a party and I showed up wearing SUPPPPPER formal clothes :)

 

how is that awkward

 

How about no thank you. I'll tell you one thing thought.

The first call I had with @Gooby was pretty awkward <:

 

mk lol

 

Well, everyone was staring and it was quiet, and one guy YELLED 'AWKWARD' :)

 

We were at a restaurant and my dad was being annoying as always and I went to slap him and he moved out of the way and I slapped some random guy on the bottom and he just stared at me like "Who tf do you think you are?"

I was just like wasn't me lllll o.o lllll

 

This is honestly so cute (:

WERK IT xD.. Or should i saw Twerk it.