The "what if I told you" game

I would say you're lying.

What would you say if I said that I became helper on the server.

 

FUCK U

What would you say if ur dad raped you? Huhhh Huhh see what I did there

 

You as well would be a liar. Anyways there was no reason to curse at Sel for asking a question..

What if I told you that I was 80 years old?

 

Then i would check your account to see if its true.

What if i told you your mom is a bra?

 

I would slaughter you


What if I told you this?

 

Then I'd answer

What if I told you that you told someone he told his mom that she should tell you that he didn't tell anyone?

 

I would kill them both

What if I told you @IDK is a girl even though it's my alt

 

I'd slap you. Not so hard though :\

What if I told you... I'm pregnaut
How did I think of that one? o.o

 

I'll praise you for being right

What if I told you I see you in my dreams

 

I'll make it look scary

What if I told you I'm outside your house?

 

The door is unlocked.......and we've got brownies....

What if I told you the patriots won the superbowl?

 

I Would Protest Cuz i Voted For Seahawks

What If i Told you That You Cant Beat me in a Drunk Challenge?

 

I would kill you in a Drunk Challenge


what if I told you that Vodka is illegal in the entire world forever?

 

I would have no reason to live.
What if i told u that BlackHamoods are illegal?

 

I would revive Ghandi, Martin Luther king and raise a war against humanity (with Asian leaders on my side)


what if i told you this?

 

I would be like O_O
What if i told u that?

 

I would listen to that


what if I told you that I have an alt?

 

I wouldn't listen to that
What if i didnt say u anything?

 

I would say gg.
What if I told you that you can't have Vodka and Rum!

 

I would ask why.
If i told u that illuminati doesnt exist O_O