Stupid things you did/thought as a kid.

My brothers used to tease me
and say that my parents found
me somewhere when I was a baby,
felt bad and brought me home.
Older brothers .-.

 

Did: Accidently busted a computer with some weirdo who I used to hangout with. The computer was my mum's computer back then (2-3 years old)
Thought: I thought that Thomas the Tank Engine would come into the train station one day. Boy I was wrong. (I was 4-5 years old k)

 

-Running into a glass cabinet when I knew that it was there (2003)
-Calling random people on MSN when it was still alive (2003)
-Crying because I couldn't find my mom at home(2003)
SHIT HAPPENS IN 2003

 

When I was young I thought that when my Mom or dad farted, I said "Mommy why is the dog growling?"

 

I used to think that spiders would climb out of my shower hole and bite/eat me alive, I still think so. Lol...

 

Just lol, when I young I thought, that babies came from your dad's butt, (But nvm that I was stupid when I was young)

 

I used to take entire bottles of coffee creamer and drink it all
It tasted so good ;-;

 

Okay call me crazy but I used to think Golden Corral was a car insurance place?

 

i just love looking at this thread and looking at stupid things everyone thought/done as a kid.

 

when I was four, I learned about Ghandi, (my mentor told me about him. lol I was still learning how to write my name correctly in school) so when I didn't want to go to school, I layed down on the floor in protest and when my dad picked me up I wiggled around to the point that I fell down and held onto the nearest thing.

I thought that I was secretly a snow fairy (I called Angels snow fairies) because I kept having a dream at night that I grew wings and flew to a floating island with daisies in it with my little sister. so when I tried it during the day, and it didn't work, I thought that because my wings were the color of the moon, that I could only go at night.

 

Taking people seriously on the Internet.

 

So when I was 6 I once fell of the stairs. My theory was: When you fall from above, you fall down. So when you fall from the floor you'll go up.
I actually thought that.

 

Where do I start...

• I thought that airplanes with jet stream coming out were rockets heading towards the moon and back.
• I thought that everywhere I looked at whether it was like a sign by the road or the back of a car that it had some form of a face.
• I thought Michelin was a day care center, not a tire manufacturer.
• There were some video games when I was young that I didn't know what to do so I would get frustrated and just run around doing nothing and hate the game. (Sorry Legend of Zelda, now I think you are an awesome game franchise)
• I thought my bathroom was scary so I had to have the door shut every night before bed.

Can't think of anything else.

 

Nearly walked in front of a moving train

 

gj

 

Another interesting thing about me being weird was.

I was scared of American Girl Dolls in 3rd grade...
I got so scared I had to keep the light on at night because I thought the dolls will come alive and try to kill me. (cause I watched Chucky... A lot)
and when every I got an baby doll, I lock my door and threaten it to talk, or pinch me. So I can know if it is alive o-o.
I still have the fear

 

I thought I could fly from my 2nd floor window....

 

You watched "Child's Play" in 3rd grade?! o_O

Anyway, at one point I wanted to marry my older sister.
I was 3 years old. Plz don't judge.

 

Yes xD