The "what if I told you" game

I´d ?

What if I told you that you were a brain in a tank?

 

I would fire myself at my enemies! =D

What if I told you that 100 tactical potato nukes could destroy the world?

 

Prove it.

What if I told you the son is actually flat?

 

I'd ask "what son?"

What if I told you that I like pie?

 

I would throw a pie in your face. Like it now?
What if I told you that ?

 

I would automatically like you for giving me that pie. It tastes good on faces, too.

What if I told you that the cows are invading and coming for you?

 

I take wheat tame them take over the world

What if I told you I stole your internet

 

I would kill you and keep on killing you till I get my internet back

What if I told you that Steve is a girl

 

Wahhh...

What if I told u that u were actually the leader of a secret alpaca society

 

Then I would eliminate my llama impersonators.

What if I told you corn has no nutritional value whatsoever?

 

Dafuq who likes corn

What if I told you cheese is actually condensed cow poop?

 

I would regret eating a cheese stick during lunch. ;-;

What if I told you that when cats grow up, they turn into dogs?

 

Then you're a liar xD

What if I told you that your parents abandoned you?

 

:o Then I would tell my parents "r00d"

What if I told you I have never lied ever?

 

I'd slap you and call you a liar because you're lying right now.

What if I told you that you were the heir to the throne on a planet of Aliens in a different galaxy?

 

I'd destroy the eartH

What if I told you?

 

I would've be like hmkay

What if I told you that I killed a bunny. ( Never will do it <3 )

 

Then I'd kill you to death, jk bunnies are baes <3

What if I told you that you're secretly a murderer?

 

Then I'll be Jeff

What if i told you Im have 7 distinctions for my subjects?

 

I wouldnt care!

What if I told you ur mom raped you?