The thing to your right is your only weapon.

I throw a couch at @Casper.

 

I stab you with my mouse.

 

Cactus!!!
In your face :P

 

Stab you with a pen.

 

Suffocate you with toilet paper :3

 

electrocute you with a bunch of power cords.

 

I throw a closet on you :o

 

Seems legit.

 

@Casper, I am really sorry but you might be the luckiest one here. Throws a couch at @Casper. This dude is under 2 couches now. Btw, I'm on my Ipad. So I'm laying next to the couch.

 

Dedenne has damp ability so the creeper won't explode.

 

I throw an dresser on nala

 

Stab you with a shark tooth :D

 

Whack you to death with my fan
It's one of those metal ones

 

You can choke on a David DeJesus bobble head :D

 

I drop a drum set on Ninjaman

 

Hit you with 2 guitars and a bass

 

I smash you with a picture of France.

 

I'll slit ur throat with Christmas cards

 

I kill you

 

I'll stuff your head in an enclosed glass lamp head.