Stupid things you did/thought as a kid.

I thought sex was for bad people
I thought the rest of my life would be great :)

 

I used to hum everything rather than talking, kind of like this.

My mom: Riley, what do you want for lunch?
Me: Hmmhmhmmm (French Fries)
*My mom walks away*

EDIT: 1000th POST!!!
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

I hit my mom in the teeth with a Wii remote when I was about 7. She had to go to the dentist afterwards. sorry mom

 

I was in a restaurant with my parents a few years ago and the wait was really long so I leaned back on someone's back who I thought was my dad and he turned around and I was like "Oh sorry! I thought you were my father.."

I also hugged a random lady who I thought was my mom o.o that was a bit awkward xP

And then I used to eat the skin and cuticles off my fingers until they started bleeding..

Oh I also ate markers because I thought I could decorate my tongue o.o

 

I thought toys could come alive, like in toy story.

 

I used to walk around on my tiptoes like everywhere to the point where walking was painful xD

When I was little my dad told me that the TV was powered by magic elves and so I could only watch TV for a littlebit or they'll get tired, lose their magic and die. Yeah I was stupidly gullible.

 

umm.. I put soap in the fish tank. I thought it is dirty it can be cleaned! but I killed all of the fish xD

 

I walked up to a pregnant lady and said "You ate too much"

 

I walked around saying 'I'm the boss' I spoke to dogs and I called people minnions... Yeah I used to be weird. I also thought it would be a good idea to wear a toilet seat as a necklace(didn't end well) (this is age 2-5)

 

I remember when I had blue eyes and red hair

 

I had this dream once where I was levitating, and for some reason it stuck with me for a year or 2. It was so realistic I thought it was a memory. I then thought that I had a secret power to levitate and it would happen again some day.

 

i remember when i was 2, i used to eat sand out of my sandbox o.o i was so weird

I also once pulled my pants down in the middle of the basketball court when i was in 1st grade. and 50 4th graders watched DDDD:

Oh god why

 

uhhhhh I walked in on my parents bla bla bla. That's how I discovered bla ba bla.

 

Well... I have a pretty interesting amount of theories about the world that I came up with.

First is: Birth. You know those little machines that took the little balls of fuzz off of clothing? Yeah, well the doctors would put that on the pregnant woman's stomach in a circular motion and the baby would appear out.

Second is: Shoplifting. Basically, I thought that the way they stop you from shoplifting is simply giving people who bought stuff bags. The little alarm thingies would go off if no bags were found.

Oh... there are some things I don't want to speak about, exactly...

Let's say that my parents decided to sell the training toilet thing. Well... they took it on the car with me and...

 

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
FUCK YEAH
and...it's not

 

Hah, I announced to my preschool class that Santa wasn't real, and that it was the parents that gave presents. I ruined many lives.

 

One day, I just got a new sled, so I though it would be fun for me to ride it down the stairs. At the bottom of my stairs was a book shelf. One thing led to another, and I was in the hospital with a concussion...

 

Why would you think of yhat?? Life's a bitch!

 

About 7 years ago

I noticed that my father's laptop was very dirty

So I think it would be good if I clean it up

So I go to the bathroom and got some water to wash the computer like I was cleaning my table

And the computer immediately went out of order

At last my father had to take it to the store and paid ¥1000 (Around 170$) to get it repaired

And gave me some punishments

xDD