Excuses... Excuses... [A Forum Game about Excuses, Captain Obvious]

Sorry, I have to give sympathy laughs to people who still think Grumpy Cat is funny.

Get me some ice cream.

 

I'm busy buying bees

Find out your age

 

I'm pirate get me vodka

 

Im just gonna reply to Odilon13

Oh no im, busy, doing....stuff

You have to go to school

 

Can't, I'm making another Winter Break

Call me ugly.

 

I can't I think your fab

You have to drive a ford

 

I don't have my license.

Pet my profile picture.

 

My hands were cut off in a butcher shop.

Paint my house

 

I can't, I broke both my hands

throw your computer against a wall

 

I am allergic to computers.

Die.

 

Im a ghost

Get rid of all of your candy.

 

I am a [Herobrine]

Get me a kitten

 

Kitten died
Call my not sexy

 

I don't english.

Do your homework.

 

I sprained my brain yesterday. The doctor said no hard thinking for a week.

Have someone hack your computer.

 

I lost my computer...

EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

 

If I have any more vitamins I will explode

You have to jump off of a building, do 3 backflips, a 720 spin, dual wield rocket launchers and shoot down 420 helicopters, throw a sword at a random pedestrian, land on a gas tanker, exploding it while killing you in the process.

 

Chi is so cute

*cough* 360 no-scope

 

Sorry, I'm not in FaZe.

Connect to the internet

 

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Kill me!