The Official Guide to being a New Forumer (not really official)

Have you ever stopped and thought, “Wow, I really want to act like a new member again.”? Of course not. But regardless, I have recorded the fundamental principles of a new member!

Note: This is a shameless joke. If you actually take offense, you can go ahead and start a hatemail counter for me.


Typing Methods

-Make sure that you never use correct grammar. Switch up “you’re” and “your” as much as humanly possible. It makes you sound much funnier!

-When trying to get a point across, hold your breath and type exclamation points until you run out of air at the end of your sentences. It shows the community you mean business.

-When you just state something, ignore all punctuation. You’re obviously the coolest guy on the site, so you don’t need to put periods.

-When you need to grab attention with a post title or text, add as many unnecessary symbols as possible and make the text as big as possible. You want to let them know you’re smart enough to know all these symbols and be able to change the font size.


Communication

-When someone replies on your thread, quote their posts just to reply with “lol!!!!!” or “thanks!!! XDDD!!!” Make sure you double post or triple post for every comment; it lets them know you acknowledged everyone specially!

-Make sure you are extremely repetitive in what you say. It shows how important that point is.

-When someone criticizes you, make sure that criticism is logical and valid. If it isn’t, whine and get mad and report them like a little b****. If not, get mad and report them and whine like a little b**** instead.

-Make your contributions as vague and cryptic as possible. When someone asks what the hell you’re saying or posts the wat.jpg, use what you’ve learned before, quote their posts and repeat, repeat, repeat. It’ll show them you’re obviously the smarter one, as you can understand the post.

-Go on literally every thread you see just to say “i dont kno” or “ikr”. Or, you can make a desperately pathetic attempt to be funny, using an overused joke like illuminati or something. Maybe someone will feel pity for you and give you a good ol’ like!


The Community
-Make a staff app as soon as you register. Then, when anyone posts, you obviously have to just say “thanks!!! :) :)” to everyone in separate posts. Make sure to constantly remind staff about the app too!

-Go into every thread and like every post there. People will realize you are a super cool guy to hang with, and they’ll like you back!

-Like every staff member’s posts, so that your chance of acceptance and being in J&H’s videos will be even better!


More to come, probably.

 

GIVE ME MOD IJAH
What, this is a real example. You'd be surprised.

 

This is actually inspired by quite a few members that came and went. I leave them unnamed so as not to get them sniffly/ragey.

 

I could tell. Most of the time when I make fun of new members, I just use my old account as an example. Just search up "Minecraft756756" and I think you'll immediately see why.

 

Let's not forget the good o'l

~Yosh

at the end of every post. And when they say something they think is funny they go XDDD LOL IKR RITE LOL

 

i dont kno.
ikr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illuminati!

 

You forgot the most important thing.

Always swag and yolo.

 

3 subtopiks=3 sides= illuminati


I DoNt ThInK ILlUmInAtI iS oVeRuSeD.