The thing to your right is your only weapon.

FEAR MY TV

 

I throw my dog at Sonic...

 

I hit @MiniZakota with my PS4 Controller.

 

I smack Zye with a wooden board.

 

Pillow fight.

 

I hope you're allergic to garlic toast...

 

I whack you in the head with the bowl with the garlic toast in it, then rub the garlic toast in your eyes

 

I'll smash a printer and a lamp over your head.

 

I'll crack this chair over your head

 

I brutally murder @CreeperGal03 with my fedora

 

I grab a metal holepuncher and holepunch @MiniZakota.

 

I take my earbuds and choke @kawaiitoast to death.

 

I'd block your face with my red lucky hat @AndehTheCow

 

I use a wall to smash on you.

 

I'd cut you like a knife

 

I use a desk to crush your skull.

 

I take a candle and light @AndehTheCow on fire :>

 

Hi smack you with my big league baseball bat @kawaiitoast

 

I SWEAR this is actually what was next to me. I'm not making this up.

 

I paper cut @Spykethevictini in the throat with Super Smash Bros instrucstions.