Bottie Trollie Time #2: Noodles

Who are you?
[4:05:24 PM] crazy jo: hey
[4:05:32 PM] Wheatley: Shrek is love
[4:05:35 PM] Wheatley: Shrek is life
[4:05:39 PM] crazy jo: hi my real name is Amanda.. :)
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[4:06:19 PM] Wheatley: I like noodles.
[4:06:50 PM] crazy jo: I enjoy chatting with different people.. Would you like to talk today? Where do you live?
[4:08:53 PM] Wheatley: In Lennyland.
[4:09:11 PM] crazy jo: Please answer my next quest?
[4:09:16 PM] Wheatley: wat
[4:09:48 PM] crazy jo: Do you perfer big booty females with big tits? HAHA seriously because thats what i am/have..Can you handle that
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[4:09:57 PM] Wheatley: Lennied
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[4:10:09 PM] Wheatley: Lenny.
[4:10:31 PM] crazy jo: Have you ever heard of a whooty? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
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[4:10:36 PM] crazy jo: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a big BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
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[4:10:48 PM] Wheatley: Lennied.
[4:11:01 PM] crazy jo: ok let me fix up my camera for you honey..
[4:11:13 PM] Wheatley: Wait
[4:11:19 PM] Wheatley: first, let me ask you.
[4:11:23 PM] Wheatley: Do you like noodles?
[4:11:44 PM] crazy jo: um goto (Le link that I removed) and we can go 1 on 1 chat. click Accept Invite on the bottom left!
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[4:11:56 PM] Wheatley: Noodles
[4:11:57 PM] Wheatley: noodle
[4:12:01 PM] Wheatley: noodlesss
[4:12:03 PM] Wheatley: noodley
[4:12:05 PM] Wheatley: noodles
[4:12:26 PM] crazy jo: No worries sweetheart its absolutely free to join this website all you have to do is register
[4:12:38 PM] crazy jo: What color g-string do you think i should wear? i might have your favorite color here somewhere...
[4:12:48 PM] Wheatley: But there might be monsters under the bed ;(
So, I'm not clicking on the link.
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[4:15:41 PM] crazy jo: I'll do anything u want me to do.. Do you see me? I can not chat with you on the webpage till you signup :(
[4:16:06 PM | Edited 4:16:24 PM] Wheatley: You remind me of a spambot. I think her name was Shrek Noodle Lenny.
[4:16:35 PM] crazy jo:

Spoiler: Slightly inappropriate

sweetheart I am soo Horny right now! Do Whatever U have to, to get in! i'll hit my ass till its red for you!!!

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should have clicked the link

 

Omg this happened to me once

 

Was this on omegle or chatroulette or wut