The thing to your right is your only weapon.

I'm going to shove this mouse in your asshole.

 

Wow rude.


Here umm, let my Cat attack you I guess.
xD

 

I am going to make you eat this ghost pepper.

 

I'm going to stab you with a pen.

 

I am going to make you eat biscuits until you go to the toilet and die. Oh wait I can't :c

USE THE FORCE!!!!

 

I take my sister and throw it at you

 

Ooh my mom is cooking noodles next to me, when its cooking I'll chuck it at you until you die of... hotness and spicyness c:<

 

I hit Ghost Reverse with my dancing solar panel frog thingy

 

I'll use my plate as my frisbee and hit your face :D

 

Uh I choke Ghost Reverse with air?

 

*Chucks hot noodles to @GoobyHasAnOpinion* c:

 

I kick Ghost with my foot because I have my legs bent next to me

 

I chuck an iPad at @CreeperGal03's face and kick him in the private parts "DUMB WAYS TO DIE!"

 

I kick you in the face. You fall into a refrigerator and have to be rushed to the hospital.

 

I throw the toilet paper over your face and pour mouthwash in your eyes :D

 

Xbox Controller...
That is some blunt shit.

 

I cover Charlynn with my snot and tears.
Yes there is a tissue next to me.

 

Hit you on the head with a printer c:<

 

I suffocate you in a blanket

 

Hit you again with the printer