#JakeDoseBlog 3

Hi Im back hope u guys enjoyed the last one, today i am gonna be doing some pickup lines for you boys out there trying to get them ladies LOL, then I am gonna explain to you after how to actually get a lady by me JakeDoseBlog

1: Are you form Tennisse cuz ur the only 10 I see
2: Do u got a bandage cuz I got a bruise when I fell for you
3: If you were a laser gun you would be set on stunning
4: Are you an astronaut? Because u r out of this world
5: Are from Jamaica cuz Jour Makin Me crazy
6: And a little one made up by me: Are you from japan because ur the only Jap pan I see

Now how to REALLY get a lady LOL: So guys the way you really get a lady is by goin in smooth and being delicate with ur lady, now as you men may know you guys just wanna jump in right? Get into the busting action LOL But you just gotta go gentle and softly like its a milky way bar smoothing into those crevasses. I can assure you if you use number 6 on the pickup list Im sure you will get a lady.

 

SWEG

 

TOO SWAG m8! :DD

 

i will sweg u when u sweg me with a sweger like a sweg

 

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Hope this works cuz!

 

dannnggg i asked out a girl and i took her real smooth #smoothngroovy

 

Define "Jap pan."

 

LOL JAP-PAN

 

I already have a gf IRL

 

I'm facepalming so hard right now.

 

I cringed so hard reading this part

 

I can't wait for more of these!

 

As a former female I can assure to you this is not how you "get" a lady. In fact, this will make the girl think you're a weirdo/creep. So yeah, good luck with that.

 

Haha good luck cousin... Hope you get lots of ladies with pickup line number 6

 

U sux xD

 

XDD

 

Former female? o-o
I thought you were?
I'M CONFUSED.
;n;

 

WHAT IF THIS DIDNT WORK