Worst Case Scenario

This game is pretty simple. You have 2 choices pick the worst choice then make up a new one. I will start you guys off. You have are trapped in a swamp full of alligators. Whats the worst thing to do.
A. use your arm to bait them then take a stick and start hitting them on the head
B. run to the nearest police station and call the cops

 

B .^-^.
Scenario : You saw the cutest girl/guy at the mall when you're alone. You talk to them and they kiss you abruptly. Don't forget you have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
A- You be honest and tell them.
B- You keep it to yourself and forget about it. ( if possible )

 

1. That is correct cause all the cops will think you are an idiot for calling them cause they are right there
2. B.
3. You are at a museum. You see a man that says he will offer you 1 billion dollars if you divorce your wife
A. take the money and divorce
B. say no

 

B
You are being shot by an assassin
A. Throw a pie at him
B. show him your braces

 

Uh A
Your crush just said she/he hated you. Oh, and she/he said never to talk to her/him ever again. What's the worst thing to do.
A. Punch her/him in the face
B. Cry in the corner

 

B. Yes I am that person.

You got unbanned
A. Advertise again.
B. Play minigames.

 

B.
Someone is harrassing you. What is the worst thing to do?
A. Punch them in the stomach, headlock the person, and stomp on their nose.
B. Punch them and say I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

B.

Your in a tickle fight with your best friend and you say to stop and they won't....

A. Kick them in the stomach

B. Throw a sandwich at them

 

B

You have peanut butter and nuttela and a piece of bread.

A. Spread the bread with peanut butter

B. Spread the bread with nutella

 

B, I love nutella :3

You see someone else kissing your crush.
A. You go up there and strictly tell him/her not to
B. You punch him/her or kick him/her
C. Just walk away sad

 

B. (dem punching skilllz)

Your brother is angry and start knocking stuff down(it's your's). Your computer got knocked down! Oh no! You'll
A. Knock His Computer Down
B. Use dem skillz
C. Chuck a cucumber at him
D. Do nothing and sit on your butt.
E. CWYBABY!!!!!! WA!!!!!!!!

 

A

You are being in an rp
And by "rp" I mean roleplay

Oh no! You don't have any more roles except for the most stupid one! You:

A. Tell him to change that or he will report you (You saw him hacking on survival)
B. Tell him to add you to his plot or report of that thing and grief the island
C. Make a redstone clock on his island
D. Report him

 

A. Dem hax doe

You're on your way to work in 20 years, and while going up the elevator, it stops! And it has 10 people in it! What would you do?

A. Use the phone in the elevator to call the fire department
B. Fart like that douche that does in the elevator
C. Take a nap until rescue comes for you
D. Try to be a lone wolf and open the cover on the top of the elevator and climb to the nearest floor.
E. Panic

 

of course B lol EDIT:(I meant b for marios post and then i saw booz posted before me and i started laughing so hard but im still going with B.)

You are in your home room and you really like this girl and now she sits next to you in home room(this is actually happening to me), what do you do?
A: ask her out
B:make slurping noises

 

B. Dont you know da slurpsters always get the girl?

Your walking down the school hallway when a genie comes out of a locker and says
'I will grant you one wish, what will it be'?
What do you choose?

A: A wish everyday for the rest of your life
B: Be the person who doesnt get wishes and asks for a nutella sandwich :3
C: Ask to be the coolest person alive
D: Ask to be the sexiest person alive
E: Try to be funny and say 'I shall have a cup of tea' in a horrible british accent.

 

A

Your dieing which would you rather?
A: Die quick
B: Die slowly

 

Um. A of course.

Scenario: You are about to eat a person. Would you rather eat:
A - Chickenbits_
B - LilaRok

 

Leelee
Scenario
You are in a room with ItsJerryandHarry, with no food. You HAD to eat one of them. Who do you eat?
A.Jerry
B.Harry

 

BOTH.

You are about to enter a bromance (or relationship) with one of the IJAH crew.
A - saul1337
B - PwnagePotato
C - WhatTheHai

 

C.

DIE PARENTS DIEEEE.

Wat o-o

You are about to eat Mexican food. you feel you have to use the restroom.

A - Let your butt burst on fire of holding it too long.
B - RUN YOUR ASS TO THE BATHROOM