Make a joke about the person above's avatar

Its Easy!


Rules!:
1: Dont make racist, sexist, or plain mean jokes about them. Only laugh if there bad =P
2: I guess.. Have fun Joking!

Ill start us off. Here we go :D

Why did the chicken bit cross the road?
He didnt. I ate him. :L

(They can definetly be bad jokes too :p)

Enjoy!
Btw, this is my first forum game. =D

 

Just make sure this doesn't get out of hand and people don't get offended by it.

Anyway.
Why did the chicken die?
He was BIT

HAHAHAHA.. What am I doing with my life..

 

Uh...
Why did the cow not fit?
Because they MIS.

No? Anybody? /-\ I am such a loner.

 

H

Hurray for bad jokes! (This shall now be called 'Make a horrible joke about the person above's you avatar'

 

Why did the chicken eat the human.
Cuz the human BIT the chicken?!?
HAHAH You're jelly of my awesome joke skills.

 

I sure am... (walks away slowly) *-*

 

START DOING JOEKS FOOL. ITS YOUR OWN GAME.

Why did the chicken die?
Cuz it was bits and not strips.


lel. Ur still jelli

 

Im Peanut Butter and jelly of you.

Why didnt the panda liek to eat?
He wasnt Caity'd probably....
No, that was just awful. XD

 

I guess i should make a joke about myself den...

Why does my octo ALWAYS (no one else >:3) want to stay on my head?
Cause hes a Pus! ...sy...
>0< (jk, my octopus is awesome, and his name is Apples. Cause he looks like one..)

 

o-o Just no. No.

Anyways.

Why does a chicken have a octopus on his head?
Becuz he is chicken. Duh.

That was awesome. Best joke ever. *fistbumb*

 

*fistbumb*

Why does the Caity have a panda hat on her head?
She likes pandas.
Boom. I should do like stand up comedy or something =3

 

Why does the chicken have a pet octopus named Apples on his head?
He likes chicken.
Boom. I should do like sit down comedy or something =3

 

So dam intelligent

 

Why does he have wings?
The world will never know.

 

Why does she have a sweater?
Cause she's cold.
Oh SNAP!
TheNugz has left the building!

 

Me :Hi Chicken!
Me :Would you like chicken?
Chicken :IGHVBFJHBN DKFJBNKDFHJKBNFJHBVIFKJBHVIFUKVJ

Me: Oh no that was my mistake, I meant ham

Chicken: AWWWWWW

 

What did macario say to the seventy?

Youll be MY Seventy! ...
>o<

 

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

 

Why are medieval people so tired at the end of the day?
Because they do KNIGHT shifts.
Seriously, your avatar looks like a knight.

 

(THIS ISNT SEXIST)
Why did the sexy lady get men burned?

Cause she was too "hot" for them.

#horriblejokes