Bein' a creeper

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  1. Ferguz1

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    I've been a creeper for a few days now and believe me it is hell. First of all I've lost all of my items and can't even get anymore. Why do creepers have to be armless. Second of all, all players try to attack me. I just walk around minding my own business an this guy comes up to me and beats me with a sword until the gunpowder leaks out of my head. And that's another thing. Now I poop out gunpowder which is much more messy than plain old faeces. But it gets worse. Every time I try to attack someone I blow them up killing them in the process. I also seam to explode every time I get angry which is very unfortunate coz when you're a creeper there's a lot of things that make you angry. I don't know how Cooper lives like this every single day.
     
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    naaaah, not yet, he'll need to commit a crime, and then he'll have to be judged by the hall of creepers, then he'll get sent to jail (possibly my jail, depending on what he did) :>
     
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