The Lulziest ItsJerryandHarry Fanfiction ever

Jerry fights the Bad guys of Adrkness!

I apologize to anyone who reads this, i was drunk when i typed this. I am leaving it up for Archival purposes. (WARNING: lots of spelling errors)

Chaper oen: Jerry day

Jerry was a youtuber who lived in the Netherlands, which a place in europe but with Guys who shoot farts out of there butss and stuf.

Harry said Hell Jerry! Jerry fried Harry sad. is god mourning! Jerry waked up and ate a Pancake and a corn and a coco puffs and then went to go do Youtuber stuff. Suddenly a fone call! Jerry says Hello! is Jerry tackling! What!? Hai is attaking the city!? im on it. Jerry turned to Harry and said, I must defeet the evol bad guys from destroying the city! Ok Harry said, and he Satyed home and played Half life 2 where he fought a Zobie, an allen, a Robbot, A heavy, a Spi, and a Medick, and he won them by fighting guns, and won the game. Harry said: Yes!

Chater 2: Hai attacks city!

Jerry ran to the city really fast, because she goat a fone call that said that Hai was attacking the city earlier, so he told Harru who stayed hom and played Half life 2. In the city Hai was lasering all the trees and cars and houses and more houses and all was lasered. STOP LASERING CITY! jerry demanded of Hie, Hai laughed and yelled No! you are stupid and are made of poop!
Jerry got mad and started lasering at Hai Hai said You will not laser ME punk! Hai screamed mad and made more lasers to go to Jerry! Jerry was to fat for the lasers and dodeg them easyly! and Punched Pai in the Faqce! so he said "Ouch!" and fell backwards Hai got up mad and threw a bomb at Jerry and it killed him but it didnt kill him because it killed him but he used magick to life again "uh oh" sad Hai and then Jerry used youtuber magicks to kill Hai. "i safed the city and it is safe!" Jerry said happy.

To be continued!

 

Were you really drunk?

 

Wut ._____. I don't even...

 

chapter 3: Harry home!​

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Harry done playing hlaf life 2 and so played half life 3 instad, he shot the Gman and won again! then Hai cam in even tho he dead because he was a zombie cyborg instead of a Cyborg who wassent a zombe!​

I am zombie cyborg and im goin to kill you cause Jerry killed me! Harry jumed out f the lasers but then got hit and falled down! "oh no! he will kill me in 2 second!" but then Magical kicked down the door and shot Hai Zombie!​

Why shoot zombie? arrent you bad guy? Harry aksed Magical? "I am a good guy because you maed meh mod again Harry! this is my thanks for it! Harry and Magical killed the Hai zombie into a million pieces with a Chainsaw Lawnmower and Magicks. We won! Harry said Happy and Smilled at Magical cause he also likes Magical too.​

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To be continued!​

 

this is just for fun xD This isnt to freak you out.

 

Newbery Award right there

 

Me and my friends thought this up :P and whats that?

 

Its a book award, you get it if the plot is good or something like that

 

Much detail
So wow

 

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!
(nice story anyhow)

 

This is weird.

 

I don't believe that you were actually drunk because of many reasons. For one, you're 4 years under-age. For two, you can't get drunk off of non-alcoholic beverages.

But this.. this deserves a Nobel Prize in Literature. Give him the kroner people, GIVE HIM THE DAMN KRONER!

 

JDffy znc hzffy zertnt to fary I knwo that brcause I snaekked it. LOL]
Rht you did giigsd ib tgus
With my eyes closed

This is what I typed:
Jerry and harry went to fart I know that because I smelled it. LOL!
That you did a good job! forget what tgus means.....