no have you ever had that moment when a small piece of poop is stuck in your butt and you're trying to get it off?
Do it to my parents all the time xD i'm a terrible person Have you ever told a girl/guy you like something that offended them?
No...? Have you ever gotten on here, wondering what shit (and by shit, I mean bad stuff) was in store for you today?
You ask that as if you don't already know the answer. Have you ever swung a random plastic toy sword around and thought you were a blade master?
Nerf ones. Oh, and the occasional machete... Have you ever pretended to be a soldier using nerf guns? (Totally not based off the previous post... x3)