Who would die in a zombie apocalypse?

So today, at my lunch table, some friends and I began talking about Zombie Apocalypses for some reason... And then we came with a list of who would die first or last and why. Here is the list at my lunch table (Based off of actual personalities and not fictional wanna-be personalities.)

1. One of my friends. He would die first because he would try to hug the zombies. (He is one of those super goody-two shoes you see in life.)
2. Me. I would die next because they said I would try to go and kill all of them.
3. Another one of my friends. He would die next because he would find a zombie attractive and attempt to... "Woohoo!"
4. Another one of my friends. He would die next because he, being a super-loyal person to the one above me, would just follow him.
5. One of my friends, best friends with the first one who died first. He would die because he would fail to build a fortress in time and get raided.
6. Not one of my friends, but a friend of other people at my table. He would die next because the last two who would die, would use him as bait and a sacrifice since he is sort of... Chubby and not exactly the fastest person.
7. Next would be my best friend because the last one to die would push him off a cliff, leading to where the zombies are.
8. Last would be the person who pushed my best friend off the cliff because he has nowhere to run and gets surrounded.

So, what would the order be in our very own forums? I will put 50 down (And edit more in as necessary.)

1. @Shadow_Riolu Would try to kill each and every single zombie, but fail at some point, rushing to death. Despite the fact that I have been TRAINED to be an assassin of a sort, meaning learn how to hide weapons, how to kill within a matter of seconds, stealth (Especially this one. People never notice me when I am behind them unless I signify that I am near them or something.), strength, not brute strength, but skill strength, although I can use brute strength when necessary, accuracy, with archery and whatever, skill in swordsmanship, skill in using a switchblade, butterfly knife, and kunai knives (Can be thrown and such)... I would still get too reckless and somehow get myself killed.
   
2. @Katy9078 Far too nice and would feel sympathy for zombies.
3. @LaColeman because they want to kill me for liking football.
4. @DurpehDuckiee I'd go psycho and jump off a cliff to save myself.
5. @GoobyHasAnOpinion I'd join Sera in jumping off a cliff.
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10. @nalaex Too quiet and shy... I would probably be killed for being useless.
11. @magicnerd808 Trying to look for a cure, but fail to.
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13. @The_Demonstar01 I would try to burn every single zombie down but eventually die.
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20. @NickerPan I will run and kick Zombie ass on the way for as long as I can run!
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33. @DMachine487 I have amazing tactics, and well-trained companions, but my tactics will probably fail eventually, and I'd just be used as a sacrifice later on.
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35. @Theminer30 I have a good set of weapons, and I can delay the blows to my brain.
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42. @CakeSquid because he has been prepared for this day and is ready to survive. Just not the last one to survive.
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45. @Fluttershy's Assassin I can dodge most of the things that they throw at me... Although I wouldn't be able to conserve very well.
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49. @TheBlackHamood Boom goes the zombies.
50. @Lidia Forget everything, I will fight till I die. @KittyGoddess16 because I am over prepared and able to use firearms. @PyromancerMagic I know everything I need to do to survive. I am backed up by friends, I am trained in survival skills... I can do whatever I need to do to live in a Zombie Apocalypse.

To be a part of this, if someone took your "spot," like say you think you would be the first to die, say "I think I would die before Shadow_Riolu would because-----" and that stuff. Or "I think I would die after Shadow_Riolu because---------" Or if there is like no-one before or after your number, say "I think I would be the (#)th one to die because---------." So yeah, let's go. X3

 

I would be 42 to die because I have been preparing for this day for my entire life. I have everything planned out, but I would be least likely to survive all the way in my group.

 

I would die second
because I'm too nice.
I'd probably feel bad
That the zombies were
hungry. #sacrifice

 

I would be the 50th to die. I would defy death. I will not let death control me; I will control it.
I would fight until I could fight no more. My will to fight for the people I love is stronger than my will to die.

 

50. I would live far beyond @Lidia (you would totally be the person who hugs a zombie lidia). I may not seem like it but I am heavily prepared for an apocalypse. For these few reasons. A.) I am extremly fast. I could out run any zombie. B.) I am in possession of over 15 guns and plenty of ammunition plus I am able to shoot and aim really well on all of them. C.) I have created a zombie apocalypse survival team. Which consists of a get away driver, weapons expert, store raider, shelter saftey expert(Me), and the bait. D.) (Finally) I live in Texas everyone owns at least 2 guns. Trust me we will probably be the last state to get infected.

Nuff said ;)

 

Have you ever had to stitch your own arm without pain killers or antibiotics? I don't think so.
You would be screaming your ass off if you were bitten. I've seen you on Skype. You are weak. You would barely make it to 20th. Your words that you type speak of immaturity, and you would definitely be alone on a zombie apocolypse. Maybe I would too. But you are far too snobby and socially awkward.

Also, I learned how to use firearms when I was 8.
Nuff sad ;)

 

Tsk tsk. You'd probably be the first noninfected I'd shoot.

 

And you'd shoot a child. Of course.
I think the "group" you'd be in, (if you were in one at all,) would find that rather interesting.

Besides, you'd barely use a gun without flinching.

 

I've been shooting since I could read.
I have plenty of survival attributes. And yes my group would find it interesting. But would understand.

 

I will take 3 because for some reason these zombies tend to hate football.

 

You don't know me.
You don't know my life moving on.
What I said is simply an opinion.
My opinion. You're free to have yours.

 

Haha, please...if anyone is to be 50, it is me.

On top of most other things, I already know what i'm going to do. Me and a bunch of my friends are going to go to a camp site near us. We have already marked out the most defensible position; A mess hall atop a hill. The camp ground has two gun ranges, complete with bows, crossbows, rifles, shotguns, and pistols (and before you ask, i'm proficient with all but the bow and shotgun. I've shot all multiple times, however). Raid those, take what guns, ammo, and equipment we can find, and head to the mess hall. There, we border up, and barracade ourselves in.

The rifles we would use for sniping, picking off zombies at a distance. The shotguns would mainly be positioned at the doors, and the escorts in a scouting patrol should we need to venture out. Each person would hold a sidearm. Soon, training with the weapons would begin. One we become skilled, we'd begin to venture out into the wilderness. The barn at the site would be our first odder of business, getting a well-established source of food. Once all is said and good, it's time to modify our weapons to make them more proficient.


Being a boyscout, my first aid and survival skills are quite good. Lidia, you had to stitch your arm? Try stapling your skull, and supporting a broken arm. Not only that, but many of my friends have skills that are needed, such as the safe preparation of food and being able to maintain weapons...one actually knows the recipe for napalm.

Did I mention I run cross county, track, and soccer? I can run long, I can run fast, and I can evade easily. My eyesight is great at night, and my sneaking skills are excellent. I'm not a brute who faces their foes head-on, i'm a quick guy who hits here and there with quick and decisive blows. I'm also good at climbing things...

But if this doesn't seem like enough, i'll gladly take top ten.


EDIT: Oh, and would you two calm down? Don't start to tell me you are calm, I can tell you aren't. Don't make a huge deal out of something that's supposed to be entertaining.

 

And the fact that I will prolong to survive longer, will remain.
That was a joke post btw...:/

 

Don't turn this into a flame war please. You are intitled to an opinion.

 

What I honestly like about this is that we all think we are so strong xxD, probably because of our f9cking leo/aries zodiacs

Also I was dicking 'round. sorry. I'm a 12 year old. That mainly leaves me two options, since I would be the young person in a apocolypse: Either I die first, or I die last. (Such as Clementine from the Walking Dead, who died last, and Sarah, who died first as the younger one)

 

I would be too quiet (I am shy) then killed off for being useless. I would most likely be #10 to die

 

True that. Although I was being honest about myself. I am a trained person. I know how to kill. I just can't win when there are a hell lot more outnumbering me than I am used to. The most I can probably fight at a time and win at is 3 people (live). If it were zombies, probably 15-20 or more. My problem is I don't know how to defend from numbers, so I would end up killing myself in the process. Whenever I am in a life-death situation, I think "I have to kill them or I'm done for." So I end up rushing to battle without thinking, arming myself with: A sword, a bow and arrow, a butterfly knife, a switchknife, and three kunai knives. I should probably arm myself with a pistol, but that would just be too difficult to carry all at once. But yeah, I'd probably be the first to die.

 

To me, you seem like the ~25 to die. (In my opinion.) You seem like a really strong person, with a raging passion against things you don't like, especially for revenge. If a zombie kills someone you love, you will work your best until everything is just right.
^ that's just how I see it. Based off of what I already know.

I personally am weak irl, the most I can lift on my shoulders is 20 pounds, and the most I can lift is ~18 lb
I also have lung issues, so running away from things would be a problem for me...(But zombies are pretty slow, so I guess that's okay.)
But irl I have EXTREMELY strong friends, aaaannnnnd I HAVE A LOT OF friends...So I guess I have pretty great amount of protection, except finding food for all people would be very difficult. My friends irl are girls, and they can all lift ~30 or even 50 lb. I've seen it myself. They're not like musclewomen or big and strong, they are normal. They just are immensely strong.
I personally would probably be the person who just figures things out (since i've been told MULTIPLE times i'm a genius), or helps encourage people. That's what I always end up doing.

 

Everyone says I am strong, and I guess they are right in a sense. Let's say the one I love was killed. I will not stop until I kill that person and every single conspirator or person that person has come across with. Although I would torture that person first before killing him, he will feel an immense amount of pain. In this case, zombies. I'd attempt to kill as many zombies as I can, but like I said, I cannot win if I am SEVERELY outnumbered. Say 100:1 ratio. That I cannot win, and remember: In a zombie apocalypse, there will be ~1 billion zombies. In a sense, trying to fight a zombie apocalypse is a suicide mission, but yeah, I could probably fend off quite a few. I'd still die pretty quickly because I tend to try to kill the center/core of where the zombies are coming from.