Favorite Canadian Sterotypes!

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  1. MadameCosma

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    I was talking to SilentThief when i thought of a thread about those hilarious canadian sterotypes. As a Canadian myself, I somehow delight in the sillyness. If you have a favorite Sterotype, post here! If your also Canadian and/or you find this kind of offensive, well, srry about that.

    My favorite is the Stereotype is that we live in igloos. Obviously I couldn't plug my laptop into an igloo! XD
     
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    You guys drink more maple syrup than water.
    You ride the school moose to school.

    Well there's two
     
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    Well, I have a lot of stereotypes.

    ere is a law in Canada that all shows must be anime knock offs and open with illegible rock music.
    It is required you say "eh" after everything
    Half the population of Canada are packed in a mile e wide strip along the border because their country is inhospitable.
    The other half drowned maple syrup.:)
     
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    Uh-oh my school-moose is passing my moose-stop now! I better leave XD
    Not really I just ride a normal school-bus to school......

    OH NO IM DrOWnING IN MAPLE SYRUP XD
    Well I actually like syrup. It tastes great and I like pouring it on pancakes and waffles :3
     
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    you guys are TOO nice.
     
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    -We ride polar bears to school.
    -We have Tim hortons every corner.
    -We're all insanely obsessively polite.
    - We have no guns in the country.
    - We all love hockey. (Six of us don't)
    - Our health care, all of it, is free.
    - Our women are gorgeous.
    - We actually want to be English. Or French. Or American.
    - We say "aboot", and end every sentence with "eh".
    - We're backwards compared to the USA.
    - We all eat moose meat cooked in maple syrup.
    - We've all seen a polar bear.
    - We only drink beer.
     
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    No, no the last one is for Australians, we all know that...
     
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    Wait... Canadians don't like in igloo's? o.O
     
  9. MadameCosma

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    Hello fellow Canadian :3
    -Not super true but there are like 2 tim hortons in my city
    -So many impolite people
    -How would some people hunt moose then XD
    -Mostly it is free but some maybe not.
    -Hmmm Every girl is beautiful in all the World
    -Idk
    -I dont think i've ever said aboot. Oh wait.... eh...? XD
    -Actually we are a lot like the US
    -I don't like moose meat
    -I've never seen one irl
    -Um I've never drank beer or any sort of alchohol.
     
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    no.........
     
  11. Owenie

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    I was joking :')

    This song is amazing. I love Jon Lajoie so much :').
    This thread reminded me about this song.

    [THE VIDEO BELOW CONTAINS SWEARING SO ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU DON'T MIND THAT!]
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