Why Did I Not Choose Direct Tv? (Chain Reaction Game Based On The Commercials)

When you decide make a farewell thread you come back 2 hours after the post.

 

When you come back 2 hours later, you get a whole bunch of profile posts saying "I thought you where leaving!"

 

When you get posts on your profile saying I thought you left, you reply to them I changed my mind.

 

When you reply saying I changed my mind, you get a whole bunch of posts saying Oh...

 

When you get a bunch of posts saying Oh..., you leave again

 

When you leave again, you come back in a year and have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 alerts.

 

When you have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 alerts, you check them all.

 

When you check them all, it takes 6 years.

 

So use the brand new automatic alert checker by Direct TV

 

When you use the brand new automatic alert checker by Direct TV, it only checks one alert then self destructs