The "what if I told you" game

then i would bring all the loomynarty members (remember, loomynarty leader) and kill the world then make a big loomynarty signal

what if i told you that i died

 

*insert fake funeral GIF*

What if I told you that the whole Illuminati leader thing was a lie

 

what if i told you that im saz's girlfriend

 

Then i would set up a wedding.

What if i told you that i'm secretly Santa Claus?

 

I'd just realise that your picture has a Christmas hat, have a good think about it, download Five Nights at Freddy's 2, answer your question and ask another question.

What if I told you that 7 is the 7th number?

 

I would say, "It isn't the 7th if you count zero."

What if I told you that you're dead?

 

Then I would be dead...

What if I told you that you're secretly a Hyena?

 

Oh.

What if I told you that you might have a spider on your shoulder.

 

Then I'd kill myself

What if I told you that I'm behind you breathing down your neck heavily :>

 

Then I would turn around and slap you.

What if I told you I'm really not a human, but I'm a brain floating in a jar in the deep void?

 

I would call the police.

What if I told you I hate you :P
DO NOT TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY! ITS A JOKE :D

 

Then I'd cri

What if I told you that you like pizza?

 

I'd just... accept it.

What if I told you that Microsoft will eventually buy the world?

 

I will die.

What if I told you how long you are living?

 

Then I'd listen x3

 

Then I would say wtf are you saying.

 

Then I'll give no shits.

what if I told you you're pregnant.


riperino

 

I would poke myself ^_^

What if I told you that I said What if I told you?

 

Then I would say What if I told you and it would be what if i told you-ception.

What if I told you that Shrek is love shrek is life?

 

I would just leave the house

What if I told you, I did the splits?