What's the dumbest thing you've gotten introuble for?

That is pretty stupid...don't see why lending someone a pen in class is bad either though.

 

Bumping into a teacher and was accused of pushing her.

 

I was asking someone for help in class and this girl comes over and pulls the kids hair and there was a sub who only called ME up and I almost got a detention even when I said I didn't do anything

 

Yah, I understand the irresponsible part , but sometimes things just happen and you don't know where it went.

 

Like a Tardy or just walking too slow?

 

I brought in a pack of wipes:

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and the substitute teacher thought it was candy so it got confiscated.

 

Grandaddy Smeg has a story.

I was on a campout with my Boy Scout troop, and we were getting ready to cook dinner. I was in charge of helping two new guys cook something, which I hated because I couldn't stand one of them. Meanwhile, two other guys are fighting over a football in the background, so I took a moment to stop them. When I go back, one of the assistant scoutmasters is flipping out at me because my hands were "dirty" now, and because I had abandoned my post(albeit with good reason). Out of politeness, I resisted the urge to tell him to fuck off, and reluctantly went to the latrine to wash my hands. Unfortunately, there were no paper towels, and it was cold out. So I go back to camp with wet hands, and ask to go warm them by the fire until they dried off. Mr. Ass-istant started going ape-shit again and raged at me like he'd never raged before. When he walked away, I was like "Bitch please", and walked to the fire so I wouldn't get hypothermia or whatever. Then he shows up again and rages EVEN HARDER at me, yet somehow doesn't explode. He literally threatened to send me home for NO GOD DAMN REASON. Just because I wanted to warm my hands. What a douche.

 

I used wet wipes instead of paper towels in 5th grade.

5 seconds later, I got a "Refocus." If you get 2 of those, you have to serve a detention.
*siiiiiiiigh* That teacher hated me..

 

Had my (white) friend pretend to be my (Asian)
dad and had him call into school for me.
I got busted big time .-.

 

Getting screamed at by an old hag at a lunch table for sitting with my emotionally messed up sister.

 

I kicked a guy in the nuts, in the sixth grade. Who knew people were so sensitive about a bag full of pecans. :P

 

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Same, but I was pushed.

I would say...

Walking into class.

In kindergarten or first grade.

I remember it clearly. I walked into class, and the teacher screams, "NO RECESS!".

Comfused, I just say "Okay" and continue to my seat bbq

She screeches, "DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!"

You can clearly see I'm a hardened criminal.

 

I was sitting on the bleachers after doing rock wall while I was in Phys Ed. We only did rock wall and that's it. My friends and I sat on the bleachers and got in trouble ._.