Minecraft "Dafaq" moments

I logged on one factions server, and when I jumped into warzone people killed me, but when I respawned and looked at my inventory, my character was faded out in red, and was lying down, like I died, so I could walk around lying down, and I was dead

It looked like that. Except I could walk around.

 

I was walking

 

Oh, cool. Then we were doing the same thing. Everyone called me a hacker on the server, LOL

 

When someone jumps out to kill me...

Mhm watcha say?

 

When I say this little thing for the first time.

 

What happened:
I was just in skyblock, then suddenly I saw this skele peeping there, and I was like "Dafaq?" And I told everyone to like tpa to me.
Turns out it was a skeleton jockey on a slab under the floor that I must have put there.
Happened in Skyblock 2 on June 03 :o

 

One time on a friend's server, we were messing around on a Mob Pvp plugin he was testing. I don't know why, but I thought it was pretty funny when he suddenly got blown up by a skeleton lol.

Another time, my brother and I were pvping on my private server. I killed my brother, but he did /heal at the exact same moment, and he glitched. He had 0 hearts, but he wasn't dead. He was also sideways, and all red. No matter how many times I hit him, I couldn't hurt him, but he could hit me all he wanted. It was pretty funny at the time.

 

1.When I rejoin a faction that is probably *famous* and this server is closed I just said dafuq like raiders already came inside and a member is like walking like an dummy.

2.In J&H faction creative2,When me and SoriRiku or Soru just friend of KolyaPlays so I just tpaed to him and we saw a building of a guy with his testerone or you know that d**k and he reported him