Racist Assholes: A Rant

If you aren't interested in me ranting about my life, please, just leave. I don't want to bore you with my raging.

As most of you know, I am black(otherwise, my skin wouldn't be a black guy). On a side note, I am a black male, despite calling myself a princess/queen(that's one of the points of the joke). I am, as far as I know, entirely black in terms of ancestry. I don't contain a single ounce of white blood(other than white blood cells) in my veins. Yet, people at school give me the title of "Whitest Black Guy Ever". The first time I heard this, last year in eighth grade, I LAUGHED MY DAMN ASS OFF XD I actually found it funny the first few times. Now, though, it's such an old joke. It's such an annoying joke. It's such a racist and hurtful joke. It's even worse that other black people have called me "The Whitest Black Guy Ever". Just because I don't sag my pants, sound like I'm fresh out of Philadelphia or some shit, have a voice sounding like a stereotypical black person, molest the English language, or use "Ass" or "Nigga" as punctuation, that evidently makes me white. I'm not trying to trash white people, okay, I need to establish that somewhere. I've probably made it seem like I'm offended to be considered white. No, I'm offended that I'm constantly called white despite having a quite obvious brownish skin color. It's like suggesting that black people are supposed to act a certain way, and to act any differently is like being a blood traitor in the Harry Potter universe. Speaking of Harry Potter and actually reading and doing shit like that, people apparently think it a crime to be nerdy if you're a certain color. It's just...ugh. I let my close friends get away with it on occasion, because I know they don't mean it, but even that is starting to piss me the fuck off. When anybody else does it, I just say "Fuck off" and walk away. I keep finding it hard to do that now, because it's exhausting to have to do it so often. One of my IRL friends, another black male, also took this shit for a while, but now even he pushes the "Whitest Black Guy Ever" thing onto me from time to time. I seriously think I'm going to bitch-slap someone the next time I get called the "Whitest Black Guy Ever". Like, hard enough to make their teeth bleed. I feel like if I calmly ask them to stop, they'll just do it more. People are just so damn dumb.

...So there's that. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich. I cook best when I want to kill someone(or multiple someones). Later.

 

I don't know what to say about this, I hope it gets better

 

Smeg, I'm sorry to hear this.
I don't care if you're black, white, green or blue.
You're fab the way you are and don't let anyone tell you different<3

 

Lol I feel you
I'm never really called white, out side of just my friends. There are quite a lot of kids at my school that are like you, around 40 percent of all the black people, including me don't really fit that "black stereotype". They only get this idea of "black culture" from rap music and internet videos, London story short, I know that feel.

 

The youtuber Owkard industries is black

The president is black

Black people invented fried chicken

Black people make cool music

 

Aw.

Want me to murder the people who do that to you?

 

Yeah...No. It's actually a pretty racist assumption -_- Fried chicken was actually a tradition started by the Scots, who would deep fry chicken in fat.

No thanks. I'd rather save the pleasure for myself ;)

 

Whoever is racist to you, needs to f*cking stop. Seriously. Haven't we gone through this in like the 1950-60s? You are awesome just the way you are. Don't take any racist shit from anyone. :)

 

Come to Australia, where the racism isn't focused on black people but Indians and Asians. :L

 

Sorry dude.

 

(Asian girls are cute)

fuck australia then. The first class I attend in school, EVERYONE in that class is Asian. + an Asian teacher.

Ok, back on topic. I think Black People are awesome.

They're funny (not in a racist way)
Cool Music too (They have a sexc [I'm not gay ok] voice when singing love songs)
They can run countries :3

 

By asian do you mean middle eastern

 

like how most people view asian, the small eyes and stuff.

I don't mean to offend people

 

Ok but middle eastern is included as asian xD


I joke about being middle eastern when they ask if im asian.

(Not middle eastern)

 

Wow

2R00d4me

Anyways I'm not racist, I just hate everyone :P

 

I hear "gook""chink" etc. all the time.
And I'm only half.
Go figure.
Sadly for me, it's part of living in the lily white suburbs.

 

I'm Asian and I had a racist friend who is Mexican. One day, I showed up to class in a yellow shirt and he said, "Hey Chino, why aren't you wearing a shirt?" Like @Katy9078, I'm also only half. At this point in time, this day and age, I don't know why there are still racist people out there.

 

Are you saying they are making fun of you because you are composed? If you don't sag your pants our act like you just came out of the slums, that's a good thing. Sadly racism will always be existent in some form.