Jokes!

Post any jokes here and see peoples reply!

 

Here's a joke. One man says to another man, "Do you have Amnesia?" The other man says "I don't remember" LOL!!

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 had Ebola.

 

What kind of computer sings? A dell (Adele)

 

Why did the man with one hand cross the road. Because he was going to the second hand shop!! (sorry, it's not that funny)

 

What is grey and cant fly?
-A parking area

 

You wanna hear the funniest joke ever told?

My life.

 

This thread was made for me!
Irony.

 

What's the difference between a cookie and the sun?

A cookie doesn't rise from the yeast.

 

There were three people driving along one day, their names were shuttup, manners and shyte
Their car crashed, shyte fell out and got ran over
Shuttup went to the police station really close by
The police asked him "What's your name?"
Shuttup, said shuttup
Where are your manners?! Said the police man
"Outside scraping up shyte"

 

Roses are red
Your blood is too
You look like a monkey
and belong in a zoo

But do not worry
I'll be there too
Not in the cage
But laughing at you.

 

What did the chicken say after it came out of the oven?
"I'm so hot!"

 

Whats a mummy's favourite type of music... Rap.. Lol

 

What is yellow and becomes red when you push a button?

A little duck in a mixer

 

why was seis afraid of siete? BECAUSE SIETE OCHO NUEVE.
jokes don't work in spanish

 

One day there was a turtle named Mappy.
She was a nub.
She walked across a plank, that was over a dangerous river.
She was about to step off, when wind pushed her in.
Secretly it was a cooking pot.
ded map (#worstjokeever)

 

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

 

If you want a really wrong story, look up "Mathturbation Joke"

Warning: Extremely inappropriate for kinds under the age of 16...but i'm 14, so I doubt the rest of you truly give a fuck anyways.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was running away from a man with Ebola.