The Perk Game

If you enquire about donating you get a free Parker pen (like if you get it.)

 

Donate $691337 and you get to see J&H,S,P and H dancing to Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball :3

You also get the rank NubDonator :3

 

Donate $0 and you get a free time falling off a cliff all day long...

 

Donate $7331 and you will get $1337 in-game

 

Donate $9999999999999999 and totally loose All your stuff.

 

Donate $99 and you get botox for your feet! :o

 

Donate 6457$, get the [King of Farts] rank. Oh, and J&H will come to your house and fart for you. :3

 

Donate $400 and you become Jimmy Saville.

 

If you donate 1,000,000 you get the rank [Mentally-Challenged-Idiot-That-Throws-Money-Around-Like-Nothing]

 

Donate 50$ for the [I Payed 50 Bucks BooYaa] Rank (Comes with the /spam i payed 50 bucks boo yaa command)

 

Donate $99999999999999999999 and get.....................................Nothing

 

Donate 100 Dolla Bills and you get 1 wish

 

donate $127.69 and get a slave (lolol) >: )

 

donate $10 u get one choco loco

 

Donate $69 and you get the rank [Pervert]

 

Donate one or more of your vital organs and support some random Girl's Seld-Esteem Fund.
And you are dead.
(That's actually a very subtle Portal reference. ;) )

 

If you donate $10, I will personally come to your house and slap you.

 

If you donate $19.69 i will give you a free Chickenbit :D

 

If you donate $76.89 you will get a [FartControlah] rank with /fart and /airfreshener. Oh you will also get the fart pet, and the fart effects, you will also get access to /toilet to poop in there.

 

Donate $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
only to get:

A PICTURE OF YOU IRL WEARING WOMAN CLOTHES! IF YOU'RE A GIRL, THEN A PHOTO OF YOU WEARING STUPID MAKEUP AND HAVE A HAIRPIT!