Every year on October 29th a huge festival is thrown to celebrate a superior animal. Cats. All the cats gather to have a huge feast of fish and mice and tuna snacks. So today I give a toast to all of the cats!!
Well, not exactly the greatest holiday, but I support it. (Amazingly, it was when my mother let 2 little kittens out of the kitty room for the first time.) (Yes, I have 4 cats now.)
And of course, let's not forget how Belgium threw cats off of tall buildings and killed all of their owners back then, because they all believed cats were Satan. :)
This shall be the new Christmas. We shall call it Catsmas. Every year on October 29, we will set up oversized scratch posts adorned with feathers, cat-toys, and balls of catnip. We will leave cans of tuna outside. If you're lucky, Santa Cat will leave you presents under the scratch post, and will prove he came by eating the tuna. If you are naughty, he will poop on your face in your sleep, or he will make you react to him if you're allergic. Merry Catsmas.