I'm a Server Admin :D EVERYONE IS.

/ban PwnagePotato
I would add MobArena and Paintball... but admins can't do that.

 

I would say /chatas *ZezzeIsAwesome (If I can) :D

 

i will change the text for everyone that comes online from "welcome to itsjerryandharry blah blah blah" to "WELCOME TO HELL" and i will just kill everyone with lightnings and op all of the bad people on the server, and than spawn 10,000 creepers+spiders+skeletons+endermans+zombies, and i will give everyone only ONE wooden sword so they will still have a little "chance"

im a bad person.

 

I will do /chatas * STEVE IS AWESOME and then....
(1) Blow up the spawn
(2) Op every single player on the server
(3) Ban every player from the server

 

Explode griefer and rule breakers plots.

 

Reveal every single "coming soon" minigame

 

I would throw cake everywhere and anybody that didn't call me "God of the Farts" would automatically get perm-banned

 

I would go on Hypixel's server and cover everything in lava. Then I would cover it in water to make tons of lag and a bunch of cobblestone. THEN TNT EVERYWHERE WE.JRMKLYHJ,MLRT;.KTRFLG;JKFHGM

 

I would put statues of Nyan Cat everywhere

Code:

derp foobar ("NYAN!!!!!!!!");

 

Do nothing and... nothing...
(Hint: I sometimes dont know what to do when im an admin)

 

Spawn 23562187 chickens and cows at spawn >:3

 

Do Nothing!!!

 

I would moderate the server lol

 

People always want to ruin the server lol...

 

Derp

/ban Minecrafta269

 

DROP PARTY DIAMONDS ON SURVIVAL AND SKYBLOCK !!!!

 

/op Map_Turtle
Then, sell op stuff in my sb3 whilst in creative.
Win every hunger game
Temp ban mods with funny reasons
./announce Yey
Fall asleep
Wake up next day to: [Banned] You have been banned for opping yourself and mucking around the server. SUUUUCK IIIIIIT
Cry
Go into severe depression
Die a sad, sad life, all cause I was banned on IJAH
Wuuuuuut

 

Hope you realize you can't ban ops on a bukkit server...

 

i'd do this....
ask for access to the server files, if gained access, move to trash, empty trash, destroy the hard drive, and say to people asking what happened to the server, "What server?" :p