What species of towel are you?

I'm a towlette :3

 

Can i be a towel?

 

Me, pls, I wanna be a towel, pls, :p

 

My life isn't complete without a towel prediction. Can I haz one?

 

I require enlightenment, my brain is a little dusty.

 

I want to know :D

 

What towel am I?

 

@Bl4ckThunder5 hand towel
@VinceofCoke hand towel

 

Spoiler

You are a light blue towel

You are rather soft, and pretty big. Aside from most towels, you are a special towel who always has to get out and left in the dust. Your life isn't very clean, considering how wet you get after humans lay on you, and you are rather similar to other towel comrads. You are quite a big towel compared to most others, although you are much like other big towels. Your light color makes you rather cool out there in the heat, and you always know how to calm down from the wrinkles that appear in your body throughout your life.
You may seem soft on the outside, but if played with too much, you can become rather wrinkly and not as nice as you seem.

Spoiler

You are a yellow towel

You have a very unique texture, which repeats itself. You are rather soft on the inside, but on the outside you are a little ragged. You are sometimes finding yourself with other objects you feel like you don't belong with, and sometimes you find yourself completely alone. But most of the time, because of your unique species of towel, you deal with it pretty nicely and you don't wrinkle up as fast. Your soapy clean comrads sometimes get rather jealous of you, and how much you are used due to your usefulness, but you never really change because of anything. You most of the time stay the same, and the soap doesn't wash you away too much. Your texture is strong, and it doesn't wash away easily from the uses you have to live with. You aren't a very big towel, but your usefulness is almost inevitably garunteed when your species is taken off the shelves. You are used by most humans daily, although after being used with too much, you get too dirty and begin to cling to yourself. But after being cleaned by your human masters, you feel rather refreshed and ready for action once more. Once you begin your job, its quite a while before you stop. And then, have to start over again.

no
get your dirty rubberly bottlenosed butt outta here
jk

Spoiler

you are a dark blue towel

similar to the light blue towel...
You are rather soft, and pretty big. Aside from most towels, you are a special towel who always has to get out and left in the dust. Your life isn't very clean, considering how wet you get after humans lay on you, and you are rather similar to other towel comrads. You are quite a big towel compared to most others, although you are much like other big towels. You are actually a straight-to-the-point towel, and you aren't used as much as most towels, as once a human lays on you, they never really want to lay on you again. You can get dirty really fast, although it's very easy to clean you up. You are normally used by the male species of human, and often smell like cologne, mixed with seaweed and sand. You don't get along with female humans as well as males, and you are a pretty warm towel. You are normally under the shade, as because of your dark color, you don't tend to get out much. You are very comfortable to hang on, once a human sits on you, but because of how easy it is for you to get dirty, and how lazy most humans are to clean you up, you often don't get used much.

 

Me next

 

The brown towel everyone uses to dry themselves off after a shower.... :|