The Perk Game

Say an something you can do as a donator.... but it MUST be fake.

LETS START:

When you donate $10 you will get to make love with Potato.

 

Donate £11 and you get a bad case of diarrhoea

 

Donate 50$ and lose all your items :o :D

 

Donate 100 and the laptop bitchslaps you.

 

Donate $1000 and you get a video of Jerry,Harry,Saul,Hai, and Potato dancing in high heels to Miley Cyrus's album Bangerz.

 

Donate $10,000 And you instantly get a larger thigh and a free lightbulb. C:

 

donate $500 and your computer breaks

 

For donating 1$ you get banned.

 

donate $9999999999 and you get banned FOREVER

 

donate $9999999999999999999999999999999999 and you die
:O

 

Donate 60$ And get Pushed off a Cliff ;D

 

What if i donate 1.01$ ? BAM BAM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

 

Donate $10 and get the account zOrk135 so you can spam your server IP whenever you want. (Even though you will get banned)

 

Donate $40 and get the [Pedophile] rank.

 

Donate £500 for [Bryan Adams] rank

 

Donate $2 and you get 2 potatoes

 

Donate ¥0.1 and you get to make everyone say "YOLO SWAG" in the chat.

 

Donate -$15 and you can get slapped in the face by Jerry.

 

Donate $22 and you get a itsjerryandharry DVD called "Farting FTW"

 

Donate $69.69 and win 1 dollar every day for 69 years.