Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by Harrocross, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    im probably gonna get warned for this but..
    here we go o-o

    hey gurl do you buy wieners? I'd like to show you mine.

    my life.
     
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  2. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    Hey girl im a pirate, mind if i check your treasure chest.
     
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  3. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Did it work?
     
  4. NoahMC

    NoahMC

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    Hey are your legs a lock? Because my key fits in perfectly :>
     
  5. Devin610

    Devin610 Donator

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    @Audrey_Is_Here Pretty sure we would get warned if we posted them here ;) xD
     
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  6. pandaness123

    pandaness123 Minecraft Rulz

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    Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
     
  7. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    Can I have a picture of you?

    So I can show santa what I
    want for Christmas.
    @05ocram05
     
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  8. DiamondCraft

    DiamondCraft The Lord of Oreos

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    You want a photo? xD

    I'm not fred flintstone but I can make your bedrock
     
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  9. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    Is your name Google?

    Cuz you're everything I'm searching for.
     
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  10. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Do you work at a hotdog stand? Because you made my hotdog stand
     
  11. The_Demonstar01

    The_Demonstar01 k-on most moe anime 2017

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    If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
     
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  12. Audrey_Is_Here

    Audrey_Is_Here o7 ❤︎

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    did u fall from the sky because u look like a dead bird
     
  13. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    1+1=3 If you know what I mean...
     
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  14. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    god dam it...
     
  15. Sanadz

    Sanadz ✪ ℋℰℛℴℬℛÏÑℰ ✪

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    Girl are you religious? Because your the answers to all my prayers. ;3
     
  16. kinghakaka

    kinghakaka Bowsweat- Trickshotter #Veracity- 1500 Subs

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    You may fall from Ladder, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me <3 @Winfurd360
     
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  17. animalzzz

    animalzzz Viking

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    These one are cheesy:

    "Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?"

    Guy: "Do you have a plaster?"
    Girl: "No why?"
    Guy: "Because I just hurt my knee falling for you."

    "Can I take a picture of you? So I can show my friends angels do exist."

    These are the dirty ones:

    "Smell my nose..." We all know what happens next ;)

    "I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."

    "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
     
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  18. NoahMC

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    You must be the sun because you are making it grow
     
  19. momand

    momand God Donator

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    I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
    Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.


    lol... just lol.
     
  20. whazzupman33

    whazzupman33

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    "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!"
    -Smosh 2013