My thoughts on anaconda.

it sucks

Thank you

 

Actually its @anratork59 MY ANRACONDA DONT

 

My anaconda don't

My anaconda don't

My anaconda don't want to live on this planet anymore. o_o

 

Look, the song isn't THAT bad. It definitely gets annoying after a while, but the fact that it's s ridiculous makes it fun to listen to. I've got all of the lyrics memorized, which is kind of sad, but I don't care.

Spoiler: Leeriks

Spoiler: WARNING: These lyrics, despite my censorship, are a bit dirty. I completely censored out anything alluding to...naked-adult-wrestling.

My Anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen(he was keeping me stylish)

Now that's real, real, reeeaaalll
Gun in my purse
B**ch, I came dressed to kiiilll
Who wanna go first?
I had em pushing daffodiiilllsss
I'm high as Hell
I only took a half a piiilll
I'm on some dumb s**t
(chorus)
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and **** *** in my automobile
Let him *** ** with his grills, he keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
So I pull up in a Jag, and I hit him with a jab like
Dun-duh-duh-dun-duh-duh-dun-dun-dun

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt
L-l-look. At. Her butt.
(end of chorus)

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
D!ck bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country ass n***a, let me play with his rifle
P***y put his ass to sleep, now he calling me Nyquil

Now that bang, bang, baaannnggg
I let him hit it 'cause
He sling cocaaaiiinnne
He **** ** *****
Like his name Romaaaiiinnne
And when we done
I make him buy my Balmaaaiiinnn
I'm on some dumb s**t

(chorus)

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh. My. God.
Look at her butt.

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
D-d-don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Yeah. He LOVE this fat ass. *freakish laugh I don't know how to imitate*
Yeah. This one is for my...
B**ches with a fat ass in the f**king club
I said:
Where my fat ass big b**ches in the club?
F**k the skinny b**ches! F**k the skinny b**ches in the club!
I wanna see all my big fat-ass b**ches in the motherf**king club,
F**k you if you skinny
B**ches what? K'YEAUH!

I got a big fat ass.
(Instrumental)
C'mon!
(More instrumental until the end)