How dumb were you at minecraft?

-I didnt know how to sprint
-I didnt know how to chop trees
-I once builded a dirt house because i was scared of the night and i refused to come out untill my friend tolld me the game is on peacfull...
-I didnt know theres doors so the zombies made a party inside my house, and killed me on the way
-I thought you can place anything so i tried placing books and stuff and i started raging because it didnt work...
-I didnt know how to make superflat world so i just started making a grass block layer above the normal world...

theres way more but i dont remember xD

 

When I started Minecraft...

-I didn't know how redstone worked and also thought lava was redstone as a block
-I tried finding diamonds in a superflat world
-I tried to fly in survival
-I built a dirt house
-I tried connecting to servers on the demo

 

110%.

I:

didn't know how to craft
didn't know how to divide inventory items
thought you had to repeatedly click to destroy blocks
didn't know how to swim in water

Later, when I was not quite as nooby, I:

tried eating sugar by itself
didn't use torches to mine
forget what else

Well I did look at Minecraft Wiki a lot so I could understand the game.

 

Didn't know how to punch trees
Didn't know how to eat .___.
Didn't know how to craft
Played on Peaceful

 

I...
Entered a ravine by JUMPING into it from above, without using water.
Made a tiny garden and an unorganized animal pen.
TRIED TO BEFRIEND ENDERMEN.
Kept an Iron Golem in a very inclosed space.
Built a doghouse, wasting a ton of bricks.
Was useless at redstone (and I still am..).
Built a Snow Golem in a Jungle.
Didn't know how to switch to Peaceful when things got rough.
Thought villages were rare.
etc.

 

How did you know how to make a Iron Golem???

 

Could you STOP TALKING LIKE THIS!!!!


Anyway.
I thought to light something up well, you had to place torches everywhere on the floor, I mean every single block.
I though redstone torches were better.
I was like "Why cannot I not fly????" in survival
I reinstalled Minecraft after I couldn't spawn spiders on creative. I was in peaceful.
I thought to light up a Nether Portal, you had to place a torch on it.
I didn't know how to talk in Multiplayer
I thought you could eat pumpkins

 

-Thought zombies and creepers were the same thing

-I didn't know how to change my skin or download a texture pack

 

How nooby are you: 100% nooby

Reasons why I am so nooby:
- I didn't know you could sprint
- I didn't know that you had an inventory
- Thought that you could break cobblestone with your fists and I raged because I would never be able to get cobblestone :I
- .. I give up too many to list

 

100%

• I thought the game was called MINDCRAP because was crap for my mind
• I broke everything with my hand
• When I first joined a server I thought I was being hacked because there were other players there
• I thought herobrine was a guy that fell off a cliff and lost his eyeballs
• I thought herobrine was a mutant villager
• I was scared of herobrine
• I thought mods were a block
• I didn't know how to craft

And many more that was noobish.....

 

I looked towards crafting guise for most of crafting, I called zombies "creepers", I made noon houses, I rebuilt all my houses in creative then survival

 

%87
I thought pressing TAB showed the leader boards in a minigame
I thought you could only get one emerald in creative mode
I thought you could one-shot the ender dragon with a diamond sword
I didn't know how to sprint
I thought dungeons were strongholds
I thought mods were items not in the creative inventory but common in dungeon chests
I thought herobrine was a skeleton in gold armor

 

Was a noob before D:
Reasons:
. Thought I could break bedrock with stone pick
. Tried to make wood/stone armour
. Thought there was no fall damage (Bad times)
. Tried to craft a gun once d:
. Wondering why trees wouldn't fall instantly down
. Scared to mine at night because I thought Herobrine was gonna get me
. Tried spawning Herobrine d:
#400 Posts :'DD

 

1. Didn't know how to break a block
2. Being a total noob at the keys (couldn't figure out which one did wat)
3. moar latah

 

My avatar is Rainbow Dash. Pyro's is a different pony (#tooLazyToLookUpRightNow)

 

Tired to mine Bedrock
I don't know how to make a crafting table
I think cause Open To LAN is a server
Tired to mine with hands
I think cause diamonds was toxic

 

Extreme.

- I Always Thought The World Was 1 Block Deep
- I Never Mined any ores on my first world (For above reason)
- I Mined Stones From Mountain Sides, with my fist
- I tried to punch wolves, bad idea
- Wtf Were Torches?
- When i saw water, i used a bowl to try picking it up
- Thought The villagers were some spongebob reference
- Put mods into texture pack folder, hoping they'd work

1st time minecrafting.

to top it off, i played on www.minecraftforfree.com (Website is down. Forever.)

 

-Didn't know how to place blocks
- Didn't know how to defeat mobs so I went on Pacific mode ((I still am on that))
- I thought lava was a block.
- I tried to break stone with a bare hand
- Couldn't craft

It's logical.

 

-Didnt know which button to build with and which button to break (oftean made stuff in creative and broke it =P)
-Raged cause there were only two blocks in your inventory (will lead to part 3)
-Couldnt craft (there we are)
-went out fairly often for a 'night stroll' without torches or a sword
-tried to tame a creeper
-tried to figure out what a mod was (eventually looked it up) --> My theory = M.agical O.bservational D.ietry
^All true

 

Total tobygames moment