Have you ever...

Maybe.

Have you ever met someone who takes pleasure in annoying you by touching things you tell them not to touch?

 

Of course. I call them the "Typical Asshole."

Have you ever made music, completely original?

 

Yes

Have you ever eaten something big and didn't get full?

 

yas i have a big appetite c:

Have you ever been to the top of a mountain?

 

Almost at the top of this mountain:

It looks so tiny compared to other mountains omg.

Have you ever drank extremely hot tea and burned your tongue? o-o

 

that looks bigg :o

YAS ;n;

Have you ever pet a turtle

 

I have one.

Do you like pie?

 

DAmnit
No I hate pie

Have you ever stolen anything?

 

god dammit im too slow

one time i stole some lollies from sister

#badass

so no nothing illegally xD

have you ever been a turtle

 

No :I


Have you played Left 4 Dead Before?

 

Nope

Have you ever been bungy jumping or skydiving

 

In a tube I went sky diving, except its just a simulation

Have you ever bitch slapped someone?

 

nope

have you ever been to earth

 

No, is that something from Harry Potter? O.O

Have you ever had hurt your back while doing sports?

 

nope

have you ever read a book series more than once?

 

book, yes. series, no.

Have you ever been to another continent?

 

Yas im in oceania/australsia and ive been to asia c:

Have you ever been to a Third World country?

 

I live in one xD (and yes I have been to 1st world countries as well)

Have you ever owned a pet?

 

(where are you from?)

Yes I own a pet

Have you ever tried to lick your elbow?

 

I am from Lebanon, and I live in Oman. Both are 3rd world o.o except Oman is nearing 1st world.

Yes, it is impossible xD

Have you ever poked a cactus?